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[00:03.66]Set fire to your hair
[00:07.28]Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
[00:11.02]Eat medicines that’s out of date
[00:14.70]Use your private parts as piranha bait
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[00:35.45]Get your toast out with a fork
[00:38.63]Do your own electrical work
[00:42.68]Teach yourself how to fly
[00:46.61]Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
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[00:54.12]So many dumb ways to die
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[01:05.36]Invite a psycho-killer inside
[01:08.29]Scratch your drug dealer’s brand new ride
[01:12.78]Take your helmet off in outer space
[01:16.47]Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place
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[01:35.28]Keep a rattlesnake as pet
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[01:38.90]Sell both the kidneys on the internet
[01:42.77]Eat a tube of superglue
[01:46.52]“I wonder what’s this red button do ”
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[02:08.85]Dress up like a moose during hunting season
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[02:14.78]Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
[02:20.77]Stand on the edge of a train station platform
[02:24.45]Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
[02:28.07]Run across the tracks between the platforms
[02:31.25]They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly
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