[ti:The Stenographer] [ar:Relient K] [al:The Bird And The Bee Sides] [by:kevinboul] [00:02.00]Relient K - The Stenographer (Demo) [00:24.00] [00:24.80]I got in a fight with the stenographer [00:32.29]Afterwards she read me like a book [00:41.32]I had tried to get along with her [00:47.80]But my temperament was quickly overlooked [00:53.48] [00:55.47]On the weekends we can [00:59.80]sneak into this courtroom [01:03.81]And you'll offer me [01:06.00]some sort of bargain plea [01:09.31] [01:12.05]Yeah Smith and Weston Junior was a son of a gun [01:15.41]He pressed his nose up to my head [01:19.91]Yeah I was sweatin' bullets but I dodged the one [01:23.57]It was not as much sweat as was lead [01:26.58] [01:27.30]Oh I still love you [01:28.99]Oh I still love you even though I know that you want me dead [01:35.55]And when I turn my other cheek [01:37.60]I will beg and I'll plead [01:39.50]at this time you might just kiss it instead [01:42.63] [01:45.24]Cause this my story [01:47.65]and like the glue on the binding I'm sticking to it [01:52.91]If you want to implore me; [01:56.39]change my tune well I just won't do it [02:00.16] [02:01.31]Cause this my story [02:03.93]and like the glue on the binding I'm sticking to it [02:08.89]If you want to implore me; [02:12.37]change my tune well I just won't do it [02:16.23]