[ti:as the world turns] [ar:eminem] [al:The Slim Shady] [by:] [offset:500] [Chorus: Repeat 2X] [00:10.87]I dont know why this world keep turning [00:15.33]Round and Round [00:18.60]But I wish it would stop, and let me off right now [00:20.53]I dont know why this world keep turning [00:22.97]Round and Round [00:27.67]But I wish it would stop, and let me off right now [00:12.09]Yes man [00:14.26]As the World Turns [00:16.70]We all experience things in life [00:19.08]Trials and Tribulations [00:20.92]That we all must go through [00:23.38]When someone wants to test us [00:25.65]When someone tries our patience [Eminem] [00:30.29]I hang with a bunch of hippies [00:31.52]and wacky tobacco planters [00:32.61]Who swallow lit roaches [00:33.91]and light up like jack-o-lanterns [00:35.25]Outsiders baby, and we suing the courts [00:37.37]Cuz we're dope as fuck and only get a 2 in the source [00:39.89]They never should've booted me out of reform school [00:42.48]Deformed fool,takin a shit in a warm pool [00:45.03]They threw me out the Ramada Inn [00:46.62]I said it wasn't me, I got a twin (Oh my god its you! Not again!) [00:50.27]It all started when my mother took my bike away [00:52.57]Cuz I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave [00:55.23]After that, It was straight to the 40 ouncers [00:57.44]Slappin teachers, and jackin off in front of my counselors [01:00.19]Class clown freshman, dressed like Les Nessman [01:02.55]Fuck the next lesson, I'll past the test guessin [01:05.03]And all the other kids said Eminem's a dishead, [01:07.48]He'll never last, the only class he'll pass is phys ed [01:10.09]May be true, till I told this bitch in gym class [01:12.40]That she was too fat to swim laps, she needed Slim Fast (Who Me?) [01:15.04]Yeah bitch you so big you walked into big Tanny's and stepped on Jenny Craig [01:19.89]She picked me up to snap me like a skinny twig [01:22.15]Put me in the headlock, then I thought of my guinea pig [01:24.78]I felt the evilness and started transformin (RARRRR!) [01:27.60]It began storming, I heard a bunch of cheering fans swarming [01:30.37]Grabbed that bitch by her hair [01:31.76]Drug her across the ground [01:32.73]And took her up to the highest diving board and tossed her down [01:35.09]Sorry coach, its too late to tell me stop [01:37.09]While I drop this bitch face down and watch her belly flop [01:39.70] [01:40.19][Chorus] [01:40.78] [01:42.45]As the World Turns [01:43.52]These are the days of our lives [01:46.50]These are the things that we must go through [01:48.94]Day by day [01:49.62] [01:50.08][Eminem] [01:50.42]We drive around in million dollar sports cars [01:52.06]While little kids hide this tape from their parents like bad report cards [01:54.76]Outsiders, and we suing the courts [01:56.87]Cuz we dope as fuck and only get a 2 in The Source [01:59.56]Hypercondriac, hanging out at the laundromat [02:02.01]Where all the raunchy fat white trashy blondes be at [02:04.68]Dressed like a sailor, standin by a pale of garbage [02:07.12]Its almost dark and I'm still tryna nail a trailor park bitch [02:09.63]I met a slut and said "What up, its nice to meet ya" [02:11.93]I'd like to treat ya to a Faygo and a slice of pizza [02:14.22]But I'm broke as fuck and I don't get paid till the first of next month [02:16.86]But if you care to join me, I was bout to roll this next blunt [02:19.52]But I aint got no weed, no phillies, or no papers [02:21.87]Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist [02:24.18]So gimme all your money [02:25.72]And don't try nothin funny [02:26.89]Cuz you know your stinkin ass is too fat to try to outrun me [02:29.36]I went to grab my gun [02:30.74]Thats when her ass put it on me [02:32.05]Wit an uppercut and hit me with a basket of laundry [02:34.29]I fell through the glass doors [02:35.99]Started causin a scene [02:36.95]Then slid across the floor and flew right into a washin machine [02:39.43]Jumped up with a broken back [02:41.06]Thank god I was smokin crack all day [02:43.15]And doped up off coke and smack [02:44.78]All I wanted to do was rape the bitch and snatch her purse [02:47.02]Now I wanna kill her [02:47.88]But so I gotta catch her first [02:49.67]Ran through Rally's parkin lot and took a shortcut [02:51.77]Saw the house she ran up in [02:53.15]And shot her fuckin porch up [02:54.34]Kicked the door down to murder this divorced slut [02:56.60]Looked around the room [02:57.78]Thats when I seen the bedroom door shut [02:59.29]I know you're in there bitch! I got my gun cocked! [03:01.65]You might as well come out now [03:02.85]She said "Come in, its unlocked!" [03:04.28]I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne [03:06.34]And seen her spread across the bed naked watchin gay porn [03:08.96]She said "Come her big boy, lets get acquainted" [03:11.51]I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it [03:13.85]She came at me at full speed, nothin could stop her [03:16.27]I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her [03:18.98]I started to beg "No, please let go" [03:21.29]But she swallowed my fuckin leg whole like an egg roll [03:23.73]With one leg left, now I'm hoppin around crippled [03:26.24]I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple [03:28.83]Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick [03:31.32]Den Den Den Den Den Den, Go go gadget dick! [03:33.96]Whipped that shit out, and aint no doubt about it [03:36.19]It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage [03:38.89]I shouted "Now bitch, lets see who gets the best!" [03:41.22]Stuffed that shit in crooked and fucked that fat slut to death (Ahh!! Ahhh!) [03:43.79]Come here bitch! [03:45.92]Come here! [03:47.23]Take this motherfuckin dick! [03:47.92]Bitch, come here! [03:48.73] [03:49.27][Chorus to fade] [03:49.98]And as we go along [03:51.35]Throughout the days of our lives [03:57.79]We all face small obstacles and challenges everyday [04:00.56]That we must go through [04:01.33]These are the things that surround us through our atmosphere [04:09.11]Every day [04:11.02]Every single day the world keeps turning 歌词网听吧 欢迎您的光临!