[00:38.863] Candy May, I think I'm dying
[00:46.980] Yeah, 'cause I'm frail and I'm tired
[00:50.155] And I constantly complain about the pain I'm in
[00:57.059] But Candy May, she knows me better, yes, she knows my ways
[01:06.323] She has seen me naked, she knows I'm packing heat
[01:12.016] She has a way of saying "baby, come to me" complete
[01:16.823] She's my sweet sweet Candy May
[01:19.355] Got me stuck and I want to stay
[01:21.651] But I never wanted to look sharp
[01:23.919] Down the barrel of a broken heart
[01:26.283] So I live with a deep regret
[01:28.841] Of all I do on the internet
[01:31.128] And I'm filled with a dirty white guilt
[01:33.511] She's a brown on her doily frills
[01:36.229] She loves me still
[01:40.826] Sweetest eyes, so dark and shining
[01:50.153] They see a shadow in their vision
[01:53.145] Then it fades and then it dies, sweetest eyes
[01:59.709] But Candy May, don't think I'm lying
[02:09.269] I got a flavor in my mouth, it never truly goes away
[02:14.444] That's Candy May
[02:18.922] So when you see me and Candy May
[02:23.658] And we're walking down the street at a mean pace
[02:28.529] And she is crying out "You f'n lonely man"
[02:33.807] "You worthless piece of sh!t"
[02:36.072] You all wouldn't understand
[02:38.564] 'Cause Candy May, I know she loves me in her own true way
[02:47.978] You call it as you see it, you think you know the score
[02:52.798] But you just never had a girl like Candy May before
[02:57.760] She's my sweet sweet Candy May
[03:00.147] Got me stuck and I want to stay
[03:02.392] But I never wanted to look sharp
[03:04.868] Down the barrel of a broken heart
[03:07.278] So I live with a deep regret
[03:09.666] Of all I do on the internet
[03:11.950] And I'm filled with a dirty white guilt
[03:14.476] She's a brown on her doily frills
[03:16.874] She's my sweet sweet Candy May
[03:19.280] Got me stuck and I want to stay
[03:21.627] But I never wanted to look shocked
[03:24.072] Down the barrel of a broken heart
[03:26.356] So I live with a deep regret
[03:28.822] Of all I do on the internet
[03:31.266] And I'm filled with a dirty white guilt
[03:33.637] She's a brown on her doll with frills
[03:36.123] She's my sweet sweet Candy May
[03:38.384] Got me stuck and I want to stay
[03:40.771] But I never wanted to look sharp
[03:43.192] Down the barrel of a broken heart
[03:45.631] So I live with a deep regret
[03:48.014] Of all I do on the internet
[03:50.332] And I'm filled with a dirty white guilt
[03:52.853] She's a brown on her doily frills
[03:55.321] She loves me still