[00:01.540]华强萨日朗
[00:02.030]词：B站up主：夜雨星繁y
[00:04.288]你这瓜保熟吗
[00:06.286]你是故意找猹
[00:08.286]我开水果摊能卖你生瓜
[00:11.290](能卖你生瓜蛋子？)
[00:13.033]这秤有问题呀
[00:14.785]你特么劈我瓜
[00:16.541]欸 萨日朗 欸 华强萨日朗
[00:21.033]有一个人来买瓜
[00:23.032]生异形啊 哥俩
[00:25.281]哥们儿瓜多少钱
[00:26.785]两块钱一斤
[00:28.290](What's up?)
[00:29.531]这瓜皮子金子做的
[00:31.540]还是瓜粒子金子做的
[00:33.538]现在哪有瓜这都是大鹏的瓜
[00:37.031](挑一个，彳亍！)
[00:38.541]这瓜要是不熟
[00:40.038]我自己吃了它
[00:42.031]这瓜要是不熟
[00:43.781]你T么劈了它
[00:45.284](满意了吧？)
[00:46.277]你嫌贵我还嫌贵呢
[00:48.278]十五斤三十块
[00:50.287]这哪儿够十五斤
[00:52.034]你要不要吧
[00:53.785](你要不要？)
[00:55.030]你这瓜保熟吗
[00:57.036]你是故意找猹
[00:58.787]我开水果摊能卖你生瓜
[01:02.039](能卖你生瓜蛋子？)
[01:03.278]这秤有问题呀
[01:05.289]你T么劈我瓜
[01:07.039]欸 萨日朗 欸 华强萨日朗
[01:11.786]你这瓜保熟吗
[01:13.793]你是故意找茬猹
[01:15.779]我开水果摊能卖你生瓜
[01:18.790](能卖你生瓜蛋子？)
[01:20.288]这秤有问题呀
[01:22.289]你T么劈我瓜
[01:24.046]欸 萨日朗 欸 华强萨日朗