[00:00.000] 作词 : 林夕
[00:01.000] 作曲 : 雷颂德
[00:16.692]打开手机开始了timi
[00:20.952]队友都菜的不可思议
[00:24.946]他说自己平时都carry
[00:29.197]还说自己长得像易烊千玺
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[00:33.203]你玩公孙离
[00:35.458]像个憨批
[00:36.954]抓不到后裔
[00:38.452]追不上妲己 哦哦
[00:41.705]你的猴子棍棍没暴击
[00:44.954]想发战绩你却胜率过低
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[00:48.207]一阵风
[00:49.205]三路全都被抓崩
[00:51.202]游戏体验无影踪
[00:53.453]还要再发起进攻
[00:55.707]残血才去开大龙
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[00:56.948]孤身一人往前冲
[00:59.456]队友追不上行踪
[01:01.202]祖安精神记心中
[01:03.453]打不过说队友怂
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[01:05.707]五人四个坑
[01:07.205]不是不可能
[01:09.701]视频看到这
[01:11.452]三连一气呵成
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[01:13.461]这一阵尽量不要出门
[01:17.701]打开手机就开始上分
[01:21.706]星耀到青铜一路狂奔
[01:25.711]排位打到自己怀疑人生
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[01:30.208]以为你是叶问
[01:31.963]在练咏春
[01:33.215]对面是泰森
[01:34.959]想和你订婚 哦哦
[01:38.208]恼悔自己怎么这么笨
[01:41.461]还要相信
[01:42.958]单排能够上分
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[01:44.710]你要偷
[01:45.466]掏出韩信真讲究
[01:47.705]团战从来不接手
[01:49.714]刷野一去不回头
[01:51.956]带线到天荒地久
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[01:53.707]玩个李白像泥鳅
[01:55.965]刷完大招他就走
[01:57.962]像个渣男不回头
[01:59.959]输了就说带不动
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[02:02.467]哦 你皮肤真的好多
[02:05.217]输了全都怪我
[02:07.214]氪金不会错 哦
[02:09.468]拿节奏太能拖
[02:11.719]来开脱 哦
[02:13.462]这野怪不够多
[02:15.213]这兵线吃不够 嗝
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[02:16.711]守约他 又被抓
[02:19.219]开了人体描边挂
[02:21.216]子弹从缝中插
[02:22.975]打团他在吃瓜
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[02:24.972]选伽罗 用太华
[02:27.214]换装可比打架快乐多啦
[02:30.720]战绩他0-8
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[02:33.217]超级兵
[02:34.215]一人跑去偷水晶
[02:35.967]做峡谷里最精英
[02:38.171]是不是刚学拼音
[02:40.429]快别送了行不行
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[02:42.426]一口一个嘤嘤嘤
[02:44.435]屏幕对面是男丁
[02:46.186]开始撤退没人听
[02:48.429]突然挂机可还行
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[02:49.926]别玩啦 学习吧
[02:51.125]你的作业做了吗
[02:52.868]学霸机器附体
[02:55.618]写作业真高兴
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[02:57.372]卸载吧 加班啦
[02:59.369]每月钱都不够花
[03:01.366]加班费看心情
[03:03.375]工作使我开心
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[03:05.376]这鸡汤 干了吧
[03:07.630]我们一定不掉分