[00:00.000] 作曲 : Fantom
[00:01.677]作词 : 倒悬的橘子
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[00:02.429]作曲 : 倒悬的橘子/Fantom
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[00:04.684]我是东土大唐而来 拜佛求经的和尚
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[00:07.433]妖怪先别杠 嘴巴给我合上
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[00:09.675]西天拜佛求经 让我感觉特别的棒
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[00:12.185]还有几位女施主 帮贫僧身体茁壮
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[00:14.436]这西天的路 贫僧从不自己走
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[00:16.931]身边homie都很酷 就是长的有点丑
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[00:19.429]我不是故意的 开了几瓶 路易的酒
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[00:21.683]就这样富裕的 招惹了那些 妒忌的狗
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[00:24.433]师傅你看前面山上有个妖怪
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[00:26.431]Eiiiiiiii!
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[00:27.940]俺老孙这就把他招待
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[00:28.685]哼！
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[00:29.936]七十二变引到郊外
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[00:31.679]Eiiiiiiii!
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[00:33.431]脑袋揪下来去烧菜
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[00:33.931]哼！
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[00:34.429]好歹 曾经也是 闹天宫的 齐天大圣
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[00:37.438]这又是哪的 臭鱼烂虾 在做 弥天大梦
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[00:38.936]师父说降妖除魔之前先把 机器发动
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[00:41.930]我筋骨变形金刚
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[00:42.688]而你却是 一汽大众
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[00:43.940]这里是 八戒的八
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[00:45.183]送你朵 八月的花
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[00:46.683]有什么 妖怪强盗 我老猪都 发泄地杀
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[00:48.932]听说女王陛下要做我那 家业的妈
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[00:51.187]害我猴哥 和 沙师弟
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[00:52.686]吃了 仨月的瓜
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[00:53.937]对我丑是丑了点
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[00:55.192]可干活有真劲儿啊
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[00:56.690]那三个姐姐都要嫁我
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[00:58.189]这怎么回事呢
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[00:59.187]我早就跟你说过
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[01:00.440]大家都有这个心意
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[01:01.941]那斯文不能当饭吃
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[01:02.939]我只能说到这了
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[01:04.437]大师兄被妖怪捉走了
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[01:06.188]Heyyyyy!
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[01:06.933]二师兄被妖怪捉走了
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[01:09.186]哎
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[01:10.182]师父也被妖怪捉走了
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[01:11.194]Heyyyyy!
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[01:11.939]姑娘们快出来喝酒了
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[01:13.191]走！
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[01:14.435]大师兄他说的对
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[01:15.446]二师兄也说的对
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[01:16.443]那观音菩萨说的对呀
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[01:17.442]只有师父还在睡
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[01:18.939]有时候真想打他一棒子再给他加个倍
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[01:20.193]然后对着他的光头说句
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[01:21.436]XX 你不配！
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[01:23.444]Yeah!
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[01:23.945]大唐
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[01:27.195]Gang!
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[01:27.694]大唐
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[01:28.691]Gang!
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[01:29.192]大唐
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