[00:00.000] 作词 : Oliver McGill
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Oliver McGill
[00:03.67]Set fire to your hair 
放火烧你的头发
[00:06.59]Poke a stick at a grizzly bear 
拿根棍子戳灰熊
[00:10.55]Eat medicines that’s out of date 
吃上一堆过期的药
[00:14.61]Use your private parts as piranha bait 
用私处去钓食人鱼
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Dumb ways to die 
蠢蠢的死法
[00:21.81]So many dumb ways to die 
好多种蠢蠢的死法
[00:26.08]Dumb ways to die 
蠢蠢的死法
[00:29.56]So many dumb ways to die 
好多种蠢蠢的死法
[00:32.52]Get your toast out with a fork 
用根叉子去拿吐司
[00:38.53]Do your own electrical work 
电工活儿你自己来
[00:42.21]Teach yourself how to fly 
自学飞机怎么开
[00:46.14]Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie 
吃一块两星期都没放冰箱的派
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[00:50.73]Dumb ways to die 
蠢蠢的死法
[00:53.68]So many dumb ways to die 
好多种蠢蠢的死法
[00:58.20]Dumb ways to die 
蠢蠢的死法
[01:02.20]So many dumb ways to die 
好多种蠢蠢的死法
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[01:05.18]Invite a psycho killer inside 
把杀人狂请进门
[01:08.21]Scratch a drug dealer’s brand new ride 
在毒贩的新车上划道痕
[01:12.41]Take your helmet off in outer space 
在外太空脱下你的头盔
[01:16.72]Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place 
悄悄地躲在干衣机里
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[01:20.54]Dumb ways to die 
蠢蠢的死法
[01:23.63]So many dumb ways to die 
好多种蠢蠢的死法
[01:28.00]Dumb ways to die 
蠢蠢的死法
[01:31.41]So many dumb ways to die 
好多种蠢蠢的死法
[01:34.29]Keep a rattlesnake as a pet 
养只响尾蛇当宠物
[01:38.10]Sell both your kidneys on the Internet 
把两个肾都在网上卖掉
[01:42.54]Eat a tube of superglue 
吃上一管万能胶
[01:46.53]“I wonder what’s this red button do?” 
我想知道这个红色按钮是干啥用的?
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Dumb ways to die 
蠢蠢的死法
[01:53.51]So many dumb ways to die 
好多种蠢蠢的死法
[01:57.93]Dumb ways to die 
蠢蠢的死法
[02:01.47]So many dumb ways to die 
好多种蠢蠢的死法
[02:07.18]Dress up like a moose during hunting season 
在狩猎季节里扮成一头驼鹿
[02:13.98]Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason 
闲着没事惹一窝马蜂
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Stand on the edge of a train station platform 
站在火车站的站台边缘
[02:24.56]Drive around the boomgates at a level crossing 
开车绕过铁轨前的禁行栏杆
[02:28.13]Run across the tracks between the platforms 
冲过火车站台之间的铁轨
[02:31.64]They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly 
它们虽然不押韵却很可能是
[02:35.60]The dumbest ways to die 
最蠢的死法
[02:38.98]Dumbest ways to die 
最蠢的死法
[02:43.06]Dumbest ways to die 
最蠢的死法
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So many dumb 
好多种蠢蠢的
[02:51.04]So many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法