[ti:Insect-Eating Man] [ar:Yeti] [al:Yume!] [by: ] Yeti - Insect-Eating Man LRC by lzh ,from jiangxi pingxiang @ @ [00:01.48]While other folks dine at the Ritz [00:04.41]I've found a place that's quite the pits [00:07.24]And really satisfies my dining needs [00:10.49]Infested with crickets and gnats [00:12.22]Jiggers, flukes and scallywags [00:14.38]Cockroaches, midges and millipedes [00:19.00]I'll tell you gladly, it's no secret [00:22.34]I see a creepy crawly, I eat it [00:27.03] [00:39.07]My soup's got a fly in [00:43.04]And there's woodlouse in my wine [00:46.68]My bread has fleas on [00:50.27]But I can see no reason [00:53.56]To be shy [00:55.49]I'll try [00:56.90]To eat them if I can [01:00.27]Now for I'm an insect-eating man [01:05.79] [01:07.62]Bedbugs in the butter [01:10.31]And butterflies on the cutlery [01:14.37]My salad's tasty [01:17.67]Because it contains ladybird [01:21.95]Absurd, you say [01:24.44]But I don't see it that way [01:27.77]Because I'm an insect-eating man [01:33.12] [01:34.69]Not hard-boiled eggs, oh, but daddy long legs [01:41.96]Instead of Brie, a bumble bee [01:46.41]Buzz buzz buzz [01:48.30]Forget burritos, give me mosquitoes [01:55.50]No broth, just moth [01:59.83] [02:01.73]Ants all over my lamb shanks [02:04.84]And ticks on my asparagus tips [02:07.92]A smattering of weevil [02:11.19]Well, I know you think I'm evil [02:14.62]But believe, I'm not [02:17.37]They were hiding in the pepper pot [02:20.20]They all larvae (love an) insect eating man [02:25.71] [02:27.31]Not hard boiled eggs, no, but daddy long legs [02:34.26]Instead of Brie, a bumble bee [02:40.15]Forget burritos, give me mosquitoes [02:48.50]No broth, just moth [02:51.81]One last time [02:52.74] [02:53.62]Aside from honey, what do honeybees make? [02:56.88]A crunchy base for an insect cheesecake [03:00.01]Topped with beetles in their jelly [03:03.08]Which I prefer to black cherry [03:06.00]Very quaint, for sure [03:08.84]But now I'll eat some more [03:13.99]Just like an insectivore [03:17.68]Because I'm an insect-eating man [03:23.49]Oh yes I am [03:25.28]All together now [03:26.61]I'm an insect-eating man [03:30.40]Antenna fan [03:31.58]I'm an insect-eating man [03:38.86]