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[00:02.944]Look I was gonna go easy on you
[00:05.525]And not to hurt your feelings
[00:07.809]But I'm only going to get this one chance
[00:11.531]Something's wrong I can feel it
[00:14.105]Just a feeling I've got
[00:16.398]Like something's about to happen
[00:18.106]But I don't know what
[00:19.250]If that means what I think it means
[00:20.399]We're in trouble big trouble
[00:22.415]And if he is as bananas as you say
[00:24.411]I'm not taking any chances
[00:26.128]You were just what the doctor ordered
[00:27.558]I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God Rap God
[00:30.703]All my people from the front to the back nod back nod
[00:33.845]Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slapbox slapbox
[00:36.979]They said I rap like a robot so call me Rapbot
[00:39.555]But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes
[00:41.846]I got a laptop in my back pocket
[00:43.561]My pen'll go off when I halfcock it
[00:45.279]Got a fat knot from that rap profit
[00:46.705]Made a living and a killing off it
[00:48.416]Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
[00:50.144]With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nutsack
[00:51.852]I'm an MC still as honest
[00:53.570]But as rude and indecent as all hell
[00:55.002]Syllables killaholic Kill 'em all with
[00:56.714]This slickety gibbedy hibbedy hip hop
[00:58.152]You don't really wanna get into a pissing match with this rappidy rap
[00:59.864]Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac
[01:01.581]Pack backpack rap yep yackidyyac
[01:03.588]And at the exact same time
[01:05.582]I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing that
[01:06.803]I'll still be able to break a motherf**kin' table
[01:07.660]Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
[01:09.656]Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
[01:12.800]How could I not blow All I do is drop Fbombs
[01:15.090]Feel my wrath of attack
[01:16.519]Rappers are having a rough time period here's a maxipad
[01:18.805]It's actually disastrously bad for the wack
[01:21.952]While I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as
[01:23.096]I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God Rap God
[01:25.955]All my people from the front to the back nod back nod
[01:29.094]Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slapbox slapbox
[01:32.241]Let me show you maintaining this sh*t ain't that hard that hard
[01:35.673]Everybody want the key and
[01:37.385]The secret to rap immortality like I have got
[01:38.808]Well to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage
[01:40.522]And youthful exuberance
[01:41.949]Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
[01:43.662]Hit the earth like an asteroid
[01:45.332]Did nothing but shoot for the moon since
[01:46.478]MC's get taken to school with this music
[01:49.049]Cause I use it as a vehicle to bust a rhyme
[01:50.478]Now I lead a new school full of students
[01:52.202]Me I'm a product of Rakim Lakim Shabazz 2Pac N
[01:54.491]W A Cube hey Doc Ren Yella
[01:56.493]Eazy thank you they got Slim
[01:58.210]Inspired enough to one day grow up
[02:00.214]Blow up and be in a position
[02:02.508]To meet Run DMC and induct them into the motherf**kin' Rock n'
[02:04.510]Roll Hall of Fame
[02:06.227]Even though I walk in the church
[02:06.799]And burst in a ball of flames
[02:08.503]Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame
[02:10.786]On the wall of shame
[02:11.933]You fags think it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames
[02:15.068]Off of planking tell me what in the f**k are you thinking
[02:17.640]Little gay looking boy
[02:18.498]So gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy
[02:21.078]You witnessing a massacre
[02:22.508]Like you watching a church gathering take place looking boy
[02:24.518]Oy vey that boy's gay that's all they say looking boy
[02:27.091]You get a thumbs up pat on the back
[02:28.808]And a way to go from your label everyday looking boy
[02:30.239]Hey looking boy what you say looking boy
[02:31.953]I got a "hell yeah" from Dre looking boy
[02:33.955]I'mma work for everything I have
[02:35.384]Never ask nobody for sh*t get outta my face looking boy
[02:37.104]Basically boy you're never gonna be capable
[02:39.100]To keep up with the same pace looking boy
[02:40.237]I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God Rap God
[02:43.381]All my people from the front to the back nod back nod
[02:46.532]The way I'm racing around the track call me Nascar Nascar
[02:49.676]Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park the White Trash God
[02:52.496]Kneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton no Asgard Asgard
[02:56.219]So you be Thor and I'll be Odin
[02:58.213]You rodent I'm omnipotent
[02:59.934]Let off then I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm totin'
[03:03.071]And I should not be woken
[03:04.797]I'm the walking dead
[03:05.939]But I'm just a talking head a zombie floating
[03:07.937]But I got your mom deep throating
[03:09.929]I'm out my ramen noodle
[03:11.355]We have nothing in common poodle
[03:12.789]I'm a doberman pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage pupil
[03:16.233]It's me my honesty's brutal
[03:18.801]But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though
[03:21.952]For good at least once in a while
[03:23.378]So I wanna make sure
[03:24.237]Somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle
[03:25.951]Enough rhymes to maybe to try
[03:27.379]And help get some people through tough times
[03:29.383]But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case
[03:31.093]Cause even you unsigned
[03:32.245]Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime
[03:34.531]I know there was a time where once I
[03:36.246]Was king of the underground
[03:37.391]But I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind
[03:38.533]So I crunch rhymes but sometimes when you combine
[03:41.676]Appeal with the skin color of mine
[03:43.105]You get too big and here they come trying to censor you
[03:45.115]Like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP
[03:48.259]One where I tried to say I take seven kids from Columbine
[03:51.403]Put 'em all in a line add an AK-47 a revolver and a nine
[03:54.841]See if I get away with it now that
[03:56.555]I ain't as big as I was
[03:57.703]But I've Morphed into an immortal coming through the portal
[04:00.851]You're stuck in a timewarp from 2004 though
[04:03.142]And I don't know what the f**k that you rhyme for
[04:07.506]You're pointless as Rapunzel with f**king cornrows
[04:08.650]You're like normal f**k being normal
[04:10.363]And I just bought a new Raygun from the future
[04:11.500]To just come and shoot ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad
[04:14.074]Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Maywhether's pad
[04:15.794]Singin' to a man while they played piano
[04:17.790]Man oh man that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel
[04:20.944]So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next day
[04:23.807]''Hey Fab I'mma kill you''
[04:25.243]Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed JJ Fad
[04:27.246]Uh sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human
[04:29.248]What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
[04:30.395]Innovative and I'm made of rubber
[04:32.108]So that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you
[04:34.396]I'm never stating more than never demonstrating
[04:35.543]How to give a motherf**kin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
[04:37.333]Never fading and I know that the haters are forever waiting
[04:39.331]For the day that they can say I fell off they'd be celebrating
[04:40.482]Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
[04:41.625]I make elevating music you make elevator music
[04:43.622]Oh he's too mainstream
[04:45.052]Well that's what they do when they get jealous they confuse it
[04:47.062]It's not hip hop it's pop cause I found a hella way to fuse it
[04:50.203]With rock shock rap with Doc
[04:51.630]Throw on Lose Yourself and make 'em lose it
[04:53.343]I don't know how to make songs like that
[04:55.058]I don't know what words to use
[04:56.496]Let me know when it occurs to you
[04:57.931]While I'm ripping any one of these verses diverse as you
[04:59.351]It's curtains I'm inadvertently hurtin' you
[05:01.077]How many verses I gotta murder to prove
[05:03.360]That if you're half as nice at songs you can sacrifice virgins too
[05:06.503]School flunkie pill junky
[05:08.508]But look at the accolades the skills brung me
[05:10.788]Full of myself but still hungry
[05:13.069]I bully myself cause I make me do what I put my mind to
[05:15.360]And I'm a million leagues above you
[05:17.655]Ill when I speak in tongues
[05:19.368]But it's still tongue in cheek f**k you
[05:21.085]I'm drunk so Satan take the f**king wheel
[05:23.084]I'm asleep in the front seat
[05:25.656]Bumping Heavy D and the Boys still chunky but funky
[05:27.942]But in my head there's something
[05:29.378]I can feel tugging and struggling
[05:31.383]Angels fight with devils here's what they want from me
[05:34.818]They asking me to eliminate some of the women hate
[05:36.253]But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred that I had
[05:38.252]Then you may be a little patient and
[05:39.677]More symphatetic to the situation
[05:41.393]And understand the discrimation
[05:43.112]But f**k it life's handing you lemons make lemonade then
[05:46.257]But if I can't batter the women
[05:47.687]How the f**k am I supposed to bake them a cake then
[05:49.688]Don't mistake it for Satan
[05:50.836]It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas
[05:52.836]And take a vacation to trip a broad
[05:55.126]And make her fall on her face and don't be a retard
[05:57.413]Be a king Think not why be a king when you can be a God