[00:00.270]The reason I asked you guys out to brunch today.浠婂ぉ鎴戠害浣犱滑鏉ュ悆鏃╅
[00:02.270]is because I've been thinking about my maid of honor. 鍥犱负鎴戜竴鐩村湪鎯充即濞樼殑闂
[00:05.700]Oh,my God. This is it. Oh. 鎴戠殑澶╁晩锛岃繖涓€鍒荤粓浜庡埌浜�
[00:08.610]I hope it's you. 鎴戝笇鏈涙槸浣�
[00:09.970]-I hope it's you. -Me too. -鎴戝笇鏈涙槸浣� -鎴戜篃鏄�
[00:13.610]First of all, I love you both so much. 棣栧厛锛屾垜闈炲父鐖变綘浠�
[00:16.080]-You're both so important to me. -Blah, blah, blah. Who is it? -浣犱滑瀵规垜鏉ヨ閮藉緢閲嶈 -搴熻瘽灏戣锛屽埌搴曟槸璋侊紵
[00:21.120]I was thinking we could come up with a system... 鎴戞兂锛屾垜浠彲浠ユ兂鍑轰竴涓姙娉曗€�
[00:23.920]where we trade off being maid of honor. 杞祦褰撳郊姝ょ殑浼村
[00:26.320]-Hypothetically, if Phoebe were mine.. -Yes! Oh. -鍋囪鑿叉瘮鏄垜鐨勪即濞樷€� -澶浜�
[00:31.400]Hypothetically. 閭ｅ彧鏄亣璁�
[00:32.900]Still. 涓€鏍峰暒
[00:35.430]If Phoebe were mine, Rachel would be Phoebe's, I'd be Rachel's. 濡傛灉鑿叉瘮鏄垜鐨勪即濞橈紝鐟炵鏄彶姣旂殑浼村锛屾垜鏄憺绉嬬殑浼村
[00:39.640]We all get to do it and no one gets upset. 鎴戜滑閮藉彲浠ュ綋浼村 娌℃湁浜轰細闅捐繃
[00:42.640]-That's a pretty good idea. -I'll do that. So, who's yours? -閭ｆ槸涓ソ涓绘剰 -鎴戣鍙傚姞锛岃皝浼氭槸浣犵殑浼村锛�
[00:47.950]Well,that's the best part. You guys get to decide. 閭ｆ槸鏈€妫掔殑 浣犱滑寰楀喅瀹氳皝鏄垜鐨勪即濞�
[00:53.920]-Why is that the best part? -I don't have to. -涓轰粈涔堥偅鏄渶妫掔殑锛� -杩欐牱鎴戝氨涓嶅繀鍐冲畾浜�
[00:58.290]Of course we'll help you decide. We'll do anything we can to help you. 褰撶劧鎴戜滑浼氬府浣犲喅瀹� 鎴戜滑浼氬敖鍔涘府浣�
[01:03.490]I'd like to make a toast. 鎴戞兂瑕佷妇鏉�
[01:05.830]To the future Mrs. Chandler Bing... 鏁湭鏉ョ殑閽卞痉瀹惧お澶€�
[01:09.130]my best friend and truly one of the nicest people that.. 鎴戞渶濂界殑鏈嬪弸璺熸渶妫掔殑鈥�
[01:13.670]-Really not deciding. -Fine. -鎴戠湡鐨勮繕娌℃湁鍐冲畾 -濂藉惂
[01:17.180]Excuse me, I couldn't help overhearing. 瀵逛笉璧凤紝鎴戜笉鏄晠鎰忚鍋峰惉鐨�
[01:20.110]-You're marrying Chandler Bing? -Yeah. -浣犺瀚佺粰閽卞痉瀹撅紵 -瀵�
[01:24.020]Good luck! 绁濅綘濂借繍锛�
[01:26.750]Oh,and good luck to you too! 鎴戜篃绁濅綘濂借繍
[01:29.750]What a nice lady. 濂圭湡鏄ソ蹇�
[01:33.290]The One With Nap Partners 鏈泦鎾嚭锛氬崍鐫＄殑鍚屼即
[02:12.300]Yeah! 澶浜�
[02:15.030]-Die Hard,still great. -Yep. -銆婄粓鏋佽鎺€€嬭繕鏄緢濂界湅 -娌￠敊
[02:18.940]Let's make it a double feature? 瑕佺湅绗簩鍙墖瀛愬悧锛�
[02:20.970]What else you rent? 浣犺繕绉熶簡浠€涔堬紵
[02:22.810]Die Hard 2. 銆婄粓鏋佽鎺㈢画闆嗐€�
[02:25.810]Joey, this is Die Hard 1 again. 涔斾紛锛岃繖涔熸槸銆婄粓鏋佽鎺�1銆�
[02:29.150]Well, we'll watch it a second time and it's Die Hard 2. 鎴戜滑瑕佸啀鐪嬩竴閬� 閭ｅ氨绛変簬鏄€婄粓鏋佽鎺㈢画闆嗐€�
[02:34.320]-Joey,we just saw it. -And? -涔斾紛锛屾垜浠垰鍒氭墠鐪嬪畬绗竴闆� -鎵€浠ュ憿锛�
[02:37.260]It would be cool to see it again! 鍐嶇湅涓€娆′竴瀹氬緢閰�
[02:39.520]-Yeah! Die Hard! -Die Hard! -澶浜嗭紝銆婄粓鏋佽鎺€€� -銆婄粓鏋佽鎺€€�
[02:44.000]Dude, you didn't say Die Hard. 鍏勫紵锛屼綘娌℃湁璇淬€婄粓鏋佽鎺€€�
[02:46.930]Is everything okay? 浣犺繕濂藉悧锛�
[02:49.130]Yeah, I just got plans. 杩樺ソ锛屽彧鏄垜鏈夊埆鐨勪簨瑕佸仛
[02:51.800]Well, John McClane had plans. 绾︾堪楹﹀厠杩炰篃鏈夊埆鐨勪簨瑕佸仛
[02:55.870]I want to leave before Joey gets all worked up... 鎴戞兂鍦ㄤ箶浼婂ぇ寮€鏉€鎴掆€�
[02:59.180]and starts calling everybody "*****." 寮€濮嬪彨澶у鈥滄贩铔嬧€濆墠绂诲紑
[03:02.950]What are you talking about, *****? 浣犲湪鑳¤浠€涔堬紵娣疯泲
[03:08.690]-Hey, Rachel. -Yeah? -鍢匡紝鐟炵 -浠€涔堜簨锛�
[03:10.450]When I get married, will you be my maid of honor? 鎴戠粨濠氭椂锛屼綘鎰挎剰褰撴垜鐨勪即濞樺悧锛�
[03:14.190]Really? 鐪熺殑鍚楋紵
[03:16.130]Oh, my God, Phoebe. I mean I'm just.. 鎴戠殑澶╁晩锛岃彶姣� 鎴戞槸璇存垜鈥�
[03:19.400]Wait a minute. 绛変竴涓�
[03:23.800]If I'm your maid of honor, that means that you are Monica's. 濡傛灉鎴戞槸浣犵殑浼村 閭ｈ〃绀轰綘鏄懇濡崱鐨勪即濞�
[03:27.970]Oh. 鍠�
[03:30.910]Well,if that's what you want. 濡傛灉浣犵湡鐨勬兂閭ｄ箞鍋氶殢渚夸綘
[03:34.150]No way,Phoebe. I want to be Monica's. 鎯抽兘鍒兂锛岃彶姣� 鎴戞兂褰撴懇濡崱鐨勪即濞�
[03:36.980]-Why does it even matter? -Why does it matter to you? -涓轰粈涔堣繖浠朵簨杩欎箞閲嶈锛� -浣犱负浠€涔堣寰楀畠寰堥噸瑕侊紵
[03:40.450]Because this one is now. 鍥犱负濂归┈涓婂氨瑕佺粨濠氫簡
[03:43.320]And it's two of our best friends. 鎴戜滑涓や釜鏈€濂界殑鏈嬪弸瑕佺粨濠氫簡
[03:45.990]And who knows what you're gonna marry. 璋佺煡閬撲綘浼氬珌缁欎粈涔堟牱鐨勪汉
[03:50.360]What if I marry Ross? or Joey? 濡傛灉鎴戝珌缁欑綏鏂憿锛熸垨涔斾紛锛�
[03:55.070]You wouldn't. 浣犱笉浼氱殑
[03:58.470]Okay, look, Rachel. I know you really want to do this... 濂藉惂锛屽惉鎴戣锛岀憺绉� 鎴戠煡閬撲綘鐪熺殑鎯冲綋鎽╁Ξ鍗＄殑浼村鈥�
[04:02.710]but I've never been maid of honor to anyone before. 浣嗘垜浠庢潵娌℃湁褰撹繃浼村
[04:06.310]I know you've done it at least twice. 鎴戠煡閬撲綘鑷冲皯褰撹繃涓ゆ浼村
[04:08.650]-Yeah, but Phoebe.. -Please let me finish. -瀵癸紝浣嗘槸鑿叉瘮鈥� -璇蜂綘璁╂垜鎶婅瘽璇村畬
[04:13.180]I guess that was it. 鎴戠寽鎴戝凡缁忚瀹屼簡
[04:16.690]Okay. 濂藉惂
[04:18.390]Since you've never done it before, you can be Monica's maid of honor. 鏃㈢劧浣犳病鏈夊綋杩囦即濞� 浣犲彲浠ュ綋鎽╁Ξ鍗＄殑浼村
[04:22.660]Oh,thank you so much! 璋㈣阿浣�
[04:26.360]Yay. 濂借€�
[04:30.300]I'm gonna marry someone good. 鎴戜竴瀹氫細瀚佺粰濂界敺浜�
[04:33.300]Oh, I know. 鎴戠煡閬�
[04:34.610]Better than Chandler. 姣旈挶寰疯繕妫�
[04:56.990]-What happened? -I don't know. -鍙戠敓浜嗕粈涔堜簨锛� -鎴戜笉鐭ラ亾
[04:59.330]We fell asleep. That is all. 鎴戜滑鐫＄潃浜嗭紝灏遍偅涔堢畝鍗�
[05:02.370]Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. 瀵癸紝瀵瑰悧锛熷
[05:06.600]All right, well, I'd better go. 濂戒簡锛屾垜寰楄蛋浜�
[05:08.740]-I think that would be best. -Yeah. -鎴戞兂閭ｆ槸鏈€濂界殑 -娌￠敊
[05:10.910]-I'll talk to you later. -Okay. -鎴戝緟浼氬啀璺熶綘璋� -濂�
[05:12.810]-But not about this. -No,never. Never! -浣嗗崈涓囧埆璋堣繖浠朵簨 -娌￠敊锛屾案杩滈兘鍒彁
[05:19.750]-Bye. -No touch. No touch. -鍐嶈 -鍒鎴�
[05:26.160]Hey,a weird thing happened at brunch. 鎴戝幓鍚冩棭鍗堥鏃跺彂鐢熶簡涓€浠舵€簨
[05:28.360]This woman overheard that I was marrying you... 鏈変釜濂充汉涓嶇粡鎰忓惉鍒� 鎴戣瀚佺粰浣犫€�
[05:31.130]and she wished me good luck. 濂硅窇鏉ョ鎴戝ソ杩�
[05:33.400]That's sweet. 閭ｇ湡鐨勬槸澶ソ浜�
[05:34.670]No,it was more like a "good luck." 涓嶏紝濂圭殑鎰忔€濇槸鈥滅浣犲ソ杩愨€�
[05:39.000]So,what did this woman look like? 閭ｄ釜濂充汉闀夸粈涔堟牱瀛愶紵
[05:41.410]She was, like, 30, dark hair, attractive. 濂瑰ぇ姒備笁鍗佸瞾 娣辫壊澶村彂锛屽緢婕備寒
[05:43.910]Any chance you were looking into a bright, shiny thing called a mirror? 浣犺涓嶄細鏄垰濂� 鐪嬪埌涓€绉嶅彨鍋氶暅瀛愮殑涓滆タ鍚э紵
[05:49.050]Was it someone you dated in college? 濂逛細鏄綘澶у鏃剁殑濂虫湅鍙嬪悧锛�
[05:51.380]No, I only dated two girls in college... 涓嶏紝鍦ㄥぇ瀛︽椂 鎴戝彧浜よ繃涓や釜濂虫湅鍙嬧€�
[05:53.920]both blond, both not attractive. 濂逛滑閮芥槸閲戝彂锛屼篃涓嶆紓浜�
[05:58.360]Let me check this out. 璁╂垜鐪嬬湅
[06:00.060]-What are you doing? -Well,let's see. -浣犲湪鍋氫粈涔堬紵 -鏉ョ灖鐬у惂
[06:02.960]Okay, is that her? 濂藉惂锛屾槸濂瑰悧锛�
[06:05.960]Oh, my God, yes! 鎴戠殑澶╁晩锛屾病閿�
[06:07.600]-Who is she? -Julie Graff, my camp girlfriend. -濂规槸璋侊紵 -鑼变附钁涙媺鑿诧紝鎴戠殑澶忎护钀ュコ鏈嬪弸
[06:12.270]Did you break up with her? 浣犺窡濂瑰垎鎵嬩簡锛�
[06:14.810]No, we're still together. 涓嶏紝鎴戜滑杩樺湪涓€璧�
[06:21.080]We went out for two summers and then I broke up with her. 鎴戜滑浜ゅ線浜嗕袱涓殤鍋� 鍚庢潵鎴戣窡濂瑰垎鎵嬩簡
[06:24.620]-Why? -She came back the third summer... -涓轰粈涔堬紵 -绗笁骞寸殑鏆戝亣鈥�
[06:26.980]and she'd gotten really fa.. 濂瑰彉寰楁湁涓€鐐光€�
[06:33.460]-Fat? -I did not say fat. -鑳栵紵 -鎴戞病鏈夐偅涔堣
[06:36.390]I said fa.. 鎴戞槸璇粹€�
[06:40.130]You broke up with a girl because she was fat? 浣犲彧鍥犱负濂崇敓鑳� 灏辫窡濂瑰垎鎵嬶紵
[06:43.270]Yeah. Yeah. 瀵�
[06:45.300]But it was a really long time ago. Does she still feel bad? 浣嗛偅鐪熺殑鏄緢涔呬互鍓嶇殑浜嬩簡 濂硅繕鍦ㄩ毦杩囧悧锛�
[06:49.770]Apparently she does. 鐪嬭捣鏉ユ槸鐨�
[06:51.310]You know what they say: "Elephants never forget." 鏈夊彞淇楄瘽璇达細 鈥滃ぇ璞℃案杩滈兘涓嶄細蹇樿鈥�
[06:58.480]Seriously, good luck marrying me. 璇寸湡鐨勶紝绁濅綘濂借繍
[07:05.290]Hey, what's going on? 鍢匡紝鍙戠敓浜嗕粈涔堜簨锛�
[07:06.760]She's Monica's maid of honor. 濂规槸鎽╁Ξ鍗＄殑浼村
[07:08.930]Hope it goes better than the last time you did it for that girl downstairs. 甯屾湜杩欐浼氭瘮涓婃 浣犲府妤间笅閭ｄ釜濂冲褰撲即濞橀『鍒�
[07:15.530]You have been maid of honor before? 浣犱互鍓嶅綋杩囦即濞橈紵
[07:18.370]You see? This is exactly why you shouldn't lie. 浣犵湅鍚э紵 閭ｅ氨鏄汉涓嶈兘璇磋皫鐨勫師鍥�
[07:23.010]That's it. I am maid of honor. 澶熶簡锛屾垜鏄即濞�
[07:25.280]-No,I am. -How come you are? -涓嶏紝鎴戞墠鏄� -涓轰粈涔堬紵
[07:27.610]Because I cared enough to lie. 鍥犱负鎴戝湪涔庡埌涓嶆儨璇磋皫
[07:30.650]Hey,I could help you decide who should do it. 鎴戝彲浠ュ府浣犱滑鍐冲畾 璇ョ敱璋佹潵褰撲即濞�
[07:33.520]We could have an audition. 鎴戜滑搴旇鍔炵攧璇曚細
[07:35.250]See how you'd handle maid-of-honor-type situations. 鐪嬬湅浣犱滑褰撲即濞樻椂 浼氭€庝箞澶勭悊绐佸彂鐘跺喌
[07:38.520]-What do you mean? -When I want a job... -浣犳槸浠€涔堟剰鎬� -褰撴垜闇€瑕佷竴浠藉伐浣滄椂鈥�
[07:40.990]I audition and if I'm the best of the people they see... 鎴戜細鍘昏瘯闀� 濡傛灉浠栦滑瑙夊緱鎴戞槸鏈€妫掔殑鈥�
[07:44.200]I get the part. 鎴戝氨鍙互婕斿嚭
[07:45.400]So, okay, so after this audition, who decides who gets it? 濂戒簡锛岀攧璇曞畬姣曞悗 璋佹潵鍐冲畾浼村浜洪€夛紵
[07:48.530]Oh,me and Ross can be the judges. 鎴戣窡缃楁柉鍙互褰撹瘎瀹�
[07:51.140]-It's better than us deciding. -Oh, this is crazy. -杩欒姣旇鎴戜滑鑷繁鏉ュ喅瀹氬ソ -杩欏お鐤媯浜�
[07:54.140]-Can't we just flip a coin? -No, coins hate me. -鎴戜滑涓嶈兘涓㈤摐鏉垮喅瀹氬悧锛� -涓嶏紝閾滄澘鎭ㄦ垜
[07:58.640]Okay, fine. You know what? We will let Ross and Joey decide. 濂藉惂锛屼綘鐭ラ亾鍚楋紵 鎴戜滑璁╃綏鏂窡涔斾紛鏉ュ喅瀹�
[08:03.410]Hi! 鍡�
[08:04.920]Ross, sweetie. 缃楁柉锛岀敎蹇�
[08:09.390]Hey there, handsome thing. 浣犲ソ锛屽ぇ甯呭摜
[08:15.830]Wow, this cologne really is every bit as good as Giorgio. 杩欑鍙ら緳姘磋窡浜氭浖灏肩殑涓€鏍锋
[08:26.570]Hey. 鍢�
[08:28.010]Just brought back your videos. 鎴戞妸褰曞奖甯︽嬁鏉ヨ繕浣�
[08:31.240]Hey, Ross. Look, I think we need to talk about before. 缃楁柉锛屽惉鐫€ 鎴戞兂鎴戜滑闇€瑕佽皥璋堜箣鍓嶇殑浜�
[08:35.380]No. No, we don't. 涓嶏紝鍗冧竾鍒彁閭ｄ欢浜�
[08:37.780]Yes, we do. 涓嶏紝鎴戜滑闈炶皥涓嶅彲
[08:39.250]Now, look. That was the best nap I ever had. 濂戒簡锛屽惉鎴戣 閭ｆ槸鎴戠潯寰楁渶棣欑敎鐨勪竴瑙�
[08:47.320]I don't know what you're talking about. 鎴戜笉鐭ラ亾浣犲湪璇翠粈涔�
[08:50.900]Come on, admit it. 灏戞潵浜嗭紝鎵胯鍚�
[08:52.460]That was the best nap you ever had. 閭ｆ槸浣犵潯杩囨渶棣欑敎鐨勪竴瑙�
[08:55.730]I've had better. 鎴戞湁杩囨洿妫掔殑缁忛獙
[08:59.100]Okay. When? 濂藉惂锛屼粈涔堟椂鍊欙紵
[09:02.610]All right! All right! It was the best nap ever! 濂藉惂锛屽ソ鍚� 閭ｆ槸鎴戠潯杩囨渶棣欑敎鐨勪竴瑙�
[09:05.910]I said it, okay? 鎴戞壙璁わ紝濂藉悧锛�
[09:07.480]But it's over, Joey! 浣嗛偅閮藉凡缁忚繃鍘讳簡锛屼箶浼�
[09:11.550]I want to do it again. 鎴戞兂鍐嶆潵涓€娆�
[09:17.150]We can't do it again. 鎴戜滑涓嶈兘鍐嶆潵涓€娆�
[09:19.290]-Why not? -Because it's weird! -涓轰粈涔堬紵 -鍥犱负閭ｅお濂囨€簡
[09:23.290]Fine. 濂藉惂
[09:26.000]You want a drink? 浣犳兂鍠濈偣涓滆タ鍚楋紵
[09:27.260]-Sure. What do you got? -Warm milk and Excedrin PM. -濂藉晩锛屼綘鏈変粈涔堬紵 -娓╃墰濂惰窡鎶楃粍鑳鸿嵂
[09:38.910]Chandler. 閽卞痉
[09:41.350]I just figured out who you are. 鎴戝垰鍒氭墠鐭ラ亾浣犳槸璋�
[09:43.810]Can you figure out what I'm doing? 浣犵煡閬撴垜鍦ㄥ仛浠€涔堝悧锛�
[09:47.450]-You're Louis Posen. -Who? -浣犳槸璺槗鏂尝妫� -璋侊紵
[09:51.020]He was my best friend in fifth grade. 浠栨槸鎴戜簲骞寸骇鏃舵渶濂界殑鏈嬪弸
[09:53.760]One day,I asked him to be my boyfriend and he said no. 鏈変竴澶╂垜瑕佷粬褰撴垜鐢锋湅鍙� 浠栨嫆缁濅簡
[09:57.390]Do you know why? 浣犵煡閬撲负浠€涔堝悧锛�
[09:58.760]Because you kept talking to him while he was trying to go to the bathroom? 鍥犱负浠栦笂鍘曟墍鏃� 浣犱竴鐩村湪璺熶粬璇磋瘽锛�
[10:03.530]No,but because he thought I was too fa.. 涓嶏紝鍥犱负浠栬寰楁垜澶€�
[10:08.870]Every time I think about it, I feel as bad as I did then. 姣忔鎯冲埌杩欎欢浜� 鎴戣繕鏄細瑙夊緱寰堥毦杩�
[10:12.440]I really think you should apologize to Julie. 鎴戠湡鐨勮寰椾綘璇ヨ窡鑼变附閬撴瓑
[10:15.280]Honey, are you kidding? That was like 16 years ago. 鐢滃績锛屼綘鍦ㄥ紑鐜╃瑧鍚楋紵 閭ｆ槸鍗佸叚骞村墠鐨勪簨
[10:18.580]It would make me feel better if Louis apologized to me. 濡傛灉璺槗鏂兘璺熸垜閬撴瓑 鎴戜細瑙夊緱濂借繃涓€鐐�
[10:22.590]I'll do it. But I warn you, this may make me a better person. 鎴戜細璺熷ス閬撴瓑锛屼絾鎴戣鍛婁綘 杩欎細璁╂垜鍙樻垚鏇存鐨勭敺浜�
[10:26.390]And that is not the man you fell in love with. 鑰岄偅涓嶆槸浣犵埍涓婄殑閭ｄ釜鐢蜂汉
[10:31.230]Okay, we'll give you hypothetical maid-of-honor situations. 濂藉惂锛屾垜浠細鍋囪绐佸彂鐘跺喌 鏉ヨ€冮獙浣犱滑褰撲即濞樼殑璧勬牸
[10:35.370]You'll be scored on a scale of one to ten. 璁″垎鑼冨洿浠庝竴鍒嗗埌鍗佸垎
[10:38.000]-One being the highest. -Ten is the highest. -涓€鍒嗘槸鏈€楂樺垎 -鍗佸垎鎵嶆槸鏈€楂樺垎
[10:40.640]-Why is 10 the highest? -Because it's the highest. -涓轰粈涔堝崄鍒嗘槸鏈€楂樺垎锛� -鍥犱负瀹冩槸鏈€澶х殑鏁板瓧
[10:47.310]Okay, Rachel, you're up first. 濂戒簡锛岀憺绉嬶紝浣犲厛鏉�
[10:49.350]Situation number one: You're with Monica. 涓€鍙风獊鍙戠姸鍐� 浣犺窡鎽╁Ξ鍗″湪涓€璧�
[10:52.320]The wedding is about to start when Monica gets cold feet. Go! 濠氱ぜ灏辫寮€濮嬩簡 鎽╁Ξ鍗℃兂涓撮樀鑴遍€冿紝寮€濮�
[10:56.720]I don't want to marry Chandler. 鎴戜笉鎯冲珌缁欓挶寰�
[10:59.190]-I've got cold feet. -It's gonna be okay. -鎴戞兂涓撮樀鑴遍€� -娌′簨鐨�
[11:01.590]One man the rest of my life? I don't know. 璺熶竴涓敺浜哄叡搴︿竴鐢燂紵 鎴戜笉鐭ラ亾
[11:04.230]This means I'll never get to sleep with Joey. 杩欒〃绀烘垜姘歌繙 閮戒笉鑳借窡涔斾紛涓婂簥浜�
[11:09.230]Look, Monica... 鍚垜璇达紝鎽╁Ξ鍗♀€�
[11:11.540]getting cold feet is very common. 涓撮樀鑴遍€冩槸甯歌鐨勪簨
[11:13.840]It's just because of all the anticipation. 閭ｆ槸鍥犱负浣犳湡寰呰繃楂�
[11:16.510]And you just have to remember that you love Chandler. 浣犲彧瑕佽浣忎綘鐖遍挶寰�
[11:20.840]And also,I ran out on a wedding. 鎴戜篃閫冨杩�
[11:23.610]You don't get to keep the gifts. 閫冨鐨勪汉寰楅€€杩樼ぜ鐗�
[11:27.020]Drawing on your own experience. 浣犲紩杩颁翰韬粡楠�
[11:29.390]Very good. 闈炲父濂�
[11:30.850]Yes, very nice, Rachel. 娌￠敊锛屽緢濂斤紝鐟炵
[11:33.390]Thank you, judges. 璋㈣阿璇勫
[11:34.860]-Kiss ass. -Oh. -椹眮绮� -鍠�
[11:38.600]-Okay, Phoebe. -Yes, Your Honor. -濂戒簡锛岃彶姣� -鏄殑锛屽ぇ浜�
[11:42.070]We're now in the ceremony. 濠氱ぜ涓捐鍒颁竴鍗�
[11:44.070]Monica is about to say, "I do"... 鎽╁Ξ鍗℃瑕佽鎴戞効鎰忕殑鏃跺€欌€�
[11:46.370]when her drunk uncle starts yelling. 鍙槸濂圭殑鍙斿彅鍠濆緱鐑傞唹 寮€濮嬩贡鍚间贡鍙�
[11:48.940]What do you do? Go! 浣犱細鎬庝箞鍋氾紵寮€濮�
[11:50.540]When Monica was a little girl... 鎽╁Ξ鍗¤繕灏忕殑鏃跺€欌€�
[11:53.310]I remember that.. 鎴戣寰椻€�
[11:58.080]Ow! 濂界棝锛�
[11:59.780]-Very good! -Oh. -闈炲父濂� -鍠�
[12:01.950]Yes,excellent. Perfect score. 濂芥瀬浜嗭紝鎴戠粰浣犳弧鍒�
[12:04.090]She just made a scene in the middle of the ceremony! 濂圭牬鍧忎簡姝ｅ湪杩涜涓殑濠氱ぜ
[12:07.730]Hey, you want a little taste of Phoebe? 鍢匡紝浣犳兂灏濆皾鑿叉瘮鐨勫帀瀹冲悧锛�
[12:11.300]It is time for you to give your maid-of-honor speech. 鐜板湪浣犱滑寰椾互浼村鐨勮韩浠� 璇村嚭瀵规柊浜虹殑璐鸿瘝
[12:16.130]We haven't even prepared.. 鎴戜滑杩樻病鏈夊噯澶団€�
[12:17.840]-Go! -Okay, okay, okay. -寮€濮� -濂藉惂
[12:21.440]Webster's Dictionary defines marriage as.. 闊︿集鏂壒澶у瓧鍏� 瀵瑰濮荤殑瀹氫箟鏄€�
[12:24.070]Okay, no! Forget that! That sucks! Okay,never mind. Forget it. 濂戒簡锛屼笉锛屽繕浜嗗畠锛岄偅娈佃春璇嶅お鐑備簡 鍒湪鎰忥紝蹇樹簡瀹冨惂
[12:28.780]I met.. I met Monica when we were just a couple of 6-year-olds... 鎴戦亣瑙佲€︽垜璁よ瘑鎽╁Ξ鍗℃椂 鎴戜滑鍙槸鍏瞾澶х殑灏忓コ瀛┾€�
[12:33.950]and became friends with Chandler when he was 25... 鎴戜滑鍦ㄩ挶寰蜂簩鍗佷簲宀佹椂 鎴愪簡鏈嬪弸鈥�
[12:39.120]although he seemed like a 6-year-old. 铏界劧浠栫湅璧锋潵 寰堝儚鍏瞾澶х殑瀛╁瓙
[12:42.090]Oh. 鍠�
[12:44.430]Thank you. Thank you very much. 璋㈣阿锛屾劅婵€涓嶅敖
[12:48.600]I've known them separately and together. 鎴戠湅杩囦粬浠崟韬� 璺熶氦寰€鏃剁殑鏍峰瓙
[12:51.570]To know them as a couple is to know that you are in the presence of love. 鎴戠煡閬撲粬浠氦寰€鏃� 娣辩埍鐫€褰兼
[12:56.970]So I would like to raise my glass... 鐜板湪鎴戞兂涓炬澂鈥�
[13:00.440]to Monica and Chandler... 鏁懇濡崱璺熼挶寰封€�
[13:02.310]and the beautiful adventure they are about to embark upon together. 杩樻湁浠栦滑瑕佹惡鎵嬪叡搴︾殑 缇庡ソ鍐掗櫓鍘嗙▼
[13:07.080]I can think of no two people better prepared for the journey. 鎴戣涓轰粬浠仛濂戒簡 涓囧叏鐨勫噯澶囪灞曞紑杩欐鏃呯▼
[13:11.660]Wow. 鍝�
[13:14.460]-Great speech. -Yeah, it really was. -璇寸殑濂� -娌￠敊锛岀湡鐨勫緢妫�
[13:16.890]Oh,thanks. 璋㈣阿
[13:18.100]Okay, Phoebe, I guess you're next. Although I really don't see the point. 濂戒簡锛岃彶姣旓紝涓嬩竴涓槸浣� 铏界劧鎴戣寰楅偅涔堝仛鏄浣欑殑
[13:26.500]Okay. 濂藉惂
[13:29.810]I can't believe that Monica and Chandler are getting married. 鎴戜笉鏁㈢浉淇℃懇濡崱 璺熼挶寰疯缁撳浜�
[13:33.510]I remember talking about this day with Rachel... 鎴戣繕璁板緱 鎴戣窡鐟炵璋堣繃杩欎竴澶┾€�
[13:36.280]while we were showering together, naked. 閭ｆ椂鎴戜滑涓€璧峰啿婢� 鍏ㄨ韩涓€涓濅笉鎸�
[13:46.720]And she's back in the game! 濂瑰ぇ閫嗚浆浜�
[13:58.540]Julie. Hi. 鑼变附锛屽棬
[13:59.770]Chandler Bing. I guess you remember me. 鎴戞槸閽卞痉瀹� 鎴戠寽浣犺繕璁板緱鎴�
[14:02.340]Hello, Skidmark. 浣犲ソ锛屽鑳�
[14:07.240]It's a nickname. I'll explain later. 閭ｆ槸鎴戠殑缁板彿锛屽緟浼氬啀璺熶綘瑙ｉ噴
[14:10.080]It's pretty clear. 鎴戠湅寰楀嚭鏉ュ師鍥�
[14:14.320]I owe you a long,overdue apology. 鎴戝緢鏃╀互鍓嶅氨璇ヨ窡浣犻亾姝�
[14:18.160]I shouldn't have broken up with you because of your weight. 鎴戜笉璇ュ彧鍥犱负浣犲緢鑳� 灏辫窡浣犲垎鎵�
[14:22.460]That's why you broke up with me? 閭ｆ槸浣犺窡鎴戝垎鎵嬬殑鍘熷洜锛�
[14:27.870]You didn't know that? 浣犱笉鐭ラ亾鍟婏紵
[14:31.770]Well, I guess my work here is done. 鐪嬫潵鎴戠殑浠诲姟宸茬粡杈炬垚
[14:38.840]First of all, I would like to say you both performed very well, okay? 浣嗛鍏堟垜瑕佽 浣犱滑涓や釜閮借〃鐜扮殑寰堝ソ锛屽ソ鍚楋紵
[14:43.950]You should be proud. 浣犱滑搴旇瑙夊緱楠勫偛
[14:45.720]And I'd also like to say, in this competition, there are no losers. 鎴戣繕鎯宠鍦ㄨ繖鍦烘瘮璧涢噷 娌℃湁浜烘槸杈撳
[14:50.720]Well, except Rachel. Damn it! 鐟炵闄ゅ锛岃姝�
[14:54.630]Really? I won. 鐪熺殑鍚楋紵鎴戣耽浜�
[14:56.460]-What? -I'm sorry, Rach, it was really close. -浠€涔堬紵 -瀵逛笉璧凤紝鐟炵锛屽垎鏁扮湡鐨勫緢鎺ヨ繎
[14:59.630]-Well, then I demand a recount! -Actually, it wasn't that close. -閭ｄ箞鎴戣姹傞噸鏂拌鍒� -浜嬪疄涓婁篃娌℃湁閭ｄ箞鎺ヨ繎
[15:03.530]You know what? Your thing was so stupid anyway. 浣犵煡閬撳悧锛� 鍙嶆浣犱滑鐨勬柟娉曞お鎰氳牏浜�
[15:06.870]We're gonna flip a coin, all right? 鎴戜滑鏉ヤ涪閾滄澘鍐冲畾锛屽ソ鍚楋紵
[15:09.640]Heads. 姝ｉ潰
[15:12.910]What? The coins have finally forgiven me! 浠€涔堬紵閾滄澘缁堜簬鍘熻皡鎴戜簡
[15:16.810]Know what? I hope Monica forgives you after you throw her... 浣犵煡閬撳悧锛熸垜甯屾湜鎽╁Ξ鍗� 浼氬師璋呬綘锛屽洜涓轰綘浼氱敤鈥�
[15:20.550]vegetarian-voodoo-goddess-circle-y shower. 鐢ㄦ€姏涔辩鐨勭礌椋熶富涔夋柟寮� 瀵圭潃濂规磼鑺辩墖
[15:26.220]Rach, it's gonna be okay. You guys are the best! 鐟炵锛屾病鍏崇郴鐨� 浣犱滑甯呭憜浜�
[15:32.930]Boy, I tell you. That judging stuff took a lot out of me. 澶╁晩锛屾垜寰楀憡璇変綘 褰撹瘎瀹＄湡鐨勬妸鎴戠疮鍧忎簡
[15:36.870]-Yeah? -Yeah. -鏄悧锛� -娌￠敊
[15:38.240]Thinking about maybe going upstairs and taking a little nap on my couch. 鎴戞兂鎴栬鎴戣涓婃ゼ鍘� 鍦ㄦ垜鐨勬矙鍙戜笂濂藉ソ鐫′竴瑙�
[15:45.710]Why would I care about that? 閭ｅ叧鎴戜粈涔堜簨锛�
[15:49.450]No reason. I'm just saying that... 涓嶄负浠€涔堬紝鎴戝彧鏄鈥�
[15:53.520]that's where I'll be. 鎴戜細鍦ㄩ偅閲�
[16:15.940]As bad as that went, I actually enjoyed myself. 铏界劧缁撳眬涓嶅棰勬湡涓悊鎯� 浜嬪疄涓婃垜寰堟弧鎰忚嚜宸辩殑琛ㄧ幇
[16:18.880]I think that I'm going to apologize for all the stupid things that I do. 鎴戞兂鎴戣涓烘垜鍋氳繃鐨� 鎵€鏈夎牏浜嬮亾姝�
[16:23.450]Why don't you just stop doing stupid things? 浣犱负浠€涔堜笉鏀规帀 鍋氳牏浜嬬殑涔犳儻锛�
[16:26.250]-Then you wouldn't have to apologize. -I'd love it if I could do both. -閭ｆ牱瀛愪綘灏变笉蹇呴亾姝変簡 -鎴戝笇鏈涘彲浠ヤ袱涓竴璧峰仛
[16:33.260]All right, I have to ask. 濂藉惂锛屾垜寰楅棶浣�
[16:36.760]What? 浠€涔堬紵
[16:39.100]Will you break up with me if I get fat? 濡傛灉鎴戝彉鑳栦簡 浣犱細璺熸垜鍒嗘墜鍚楋紵
[16:41.600]What? 浠€涔堬紵
[16:42.970]You broke up with Julie. How much weight did she gain? 浣犺窡鑼变附鍒嗘墜 濂瑰彉寰楁湁澶氳儢鍛紵
[16:46.470]A hundred and forty-five pounds. 濂硅儢浜嗕竴鐧惧洓鍗佷簲纾�
[16:50.240]In one year? 鍦ㄤ竴骞翠箣鍐咃紵
[16:51.780]My God, what did she eat? Her family? 澶╁晩锛屽ス鍚冧簡浠€涔堬紵 濂圭殑瀹朵汉鍚楋紵
[16:56.480]That's not the point. 閭ｄ笉鏄噸鐐�
[16:58.320]I know it was a stupid reason to break up with someone, but I was 15. 鎴戠煡閬撻偅鏍峰瓙璺熷埆浜哄垎鎵嬪お锠簡 浣嗗綋鏃舵垜鎵嶅崄浜斿瞾
[17:02.490]Yeah, well, that's not the only time this was an issue. 瀵癸紝涓嶅彧鍗佷簲宀佺殑鐢峰 瑙夊緱鑲ヨ儢鏄釜闂
[17:08.230]You remember when you spent Thanksgiving with us? 浣犺繕璁板緱 浣犺窡鎴戜滑涓€璧疯繃鎰熸仼鑺傜殑浜嬪悧锛�
[17:11.430]You called me fat. 浣犻獋鎴戣儢
[17:12.800]Wait a minute. 绛変竴涓�
[17:14.130]-That was totally different. -How? -閭ｅ畬鍏ㄦ槸鍙︿竴鍥炰簨 -鎬庝箞璇达紵
[17:16.970]You were not supposed to hear that. I said that behind your back. 浣犱笉璇ュ惉鍒伴偅鍙ヨ瘽 鎴戞槸鍦ㄤ綘鑳屽悗鍋峰伔璇寸殑
[17:22.270]What if I have babies, okay? I'm gonna look different. 濡傛灉鎴戞€€瀛曚簡鍛紵 鎴戜細鍙樺緱璺熺幇鍦ㄤ笉涓€鏍�
[17:25.780]I'm okay with that, but I'm not sure you are. 鎴戝彲浠ユ帴鍙楅偅鏍风殑浜� 浣嗘垜涓嶇浉淇′綘鑳藉仛鍒�
[17:28.510]You have to realize I don't think of you as a thin, beautiful woman. 浣犲緱浜嗚В鎴戜笉璁や负 浣犳槸涓嫍鏉＄殑澶х編濂�
[17:36.550]This is one of the things that I can apologize for later. 鎴戝緟浼氬効灏变細涓鸿繖绉嶄簨鎯呴亾姝�
[17:41.790]What I mean is,you're Monica. 鎴戞槸璇翠綘鏄懇濡崱
[17:44.330]Okay? And I am in love with Monica. 鎴戝悧锛熸垜鐖变笂鐨勪汉鏄懇濡崱
[17:48.200]Keep going. 缁х画璇�
[17:49.470]So you can balloon up or you can shrink down... 涓嶈浣犲彉鑳栨垨鏄彉鐦︹€�
[17:53.770]and I will still love you. 鎴戣繕鏄細鐖变綘
[17:57.310]Even if I were to shrink down to 2 inches tall? 鍗充娇鎴戠缉灏忓埌鍙湁涓ゅ楂橈紵
[18:01.550]I'd carry you around in my pocket. 鎴戜細鎶婁綘鏀惧湪鎴戠殑鍙ｈ閲�
[18:05.080]I love you. 鎴戠埍浣�
[18:08.350]Skidmark still got a way with the ladies. 澶囪儙杩樻槸瀵瑰コ浜哄緢鏈変竴濂�
[18:15.430]Hi,Phoebe. 鍡紝鑿叉瘮
[18:16.690]-Hi. -Hi. -鍡� -鍡�
[18:18.360]I just want to apologize. 鎴戞潵璺熶綘閬撴瓑
[18:20.230]I'm really sorry I was a baby. 鎴戠湡鐨勫緢鎶辨瓑鎴戝お瀛╁瓙姘斾簡
[18:22.830]That's ridiculous. Rachel, we were all babies once. 閭ｅお鍙瑧浜� 鐟炵锛屾垜浠兘鏇剧粡鏄皬瀛╁瓙
[18:29.010]Oh, you mean today. Yeah. 浣犳槸璇翠粖澶╃殑浜嬶紝娌￠敊
[18:32.080]Yeah, and you know, you deserve to win. 瀵癸紝浣犵煡閬撳悧锛� 浣犲簲璇ヨ耽鐨�
[18:35.950]And I was thinking about it. 鎴戜竴鐩村湪鎯宠繖浠朵簨
[18:37.910]If you're Monica's maid of honor, I get to be yours. 濡傛灉浣犳槸鎽╁Ξ鍗＄殑浼村 閭ｆ垜灏辨槸浣犵殑浼村
[18:41.250]-Oh,yeah. -Yeah. -娌￠敊 -瀵�
[18:45.360]When Monica and Chandler got engaged, I put some stuff together. 鎽╁Ξ鍗¤窡閽卞痉璁㈠鏃� 鎴戞敹闆嗕簡涓€浜涗笢瑗�
[18:49.230]-Just in case. -Oh, that's so sweet. Thanks. -浠ラ槻涓囦竴 -閭ｇ湡鐨勬槸澶ソ浜嗭紝璋㈣阿
[18:52.360]Here is a book of poetry that I know Monica loves. 鎴戠煡閬撴懇濡崱 寰堝枩娆㈣繖鏈瘲闆�
[18:55.900]Oh, God, this is funny. Look. 澶╁晩锛岃繖鐪熸湁瓒ｏ紝浣犵湅
[18:58.270]Here's a picture from one Halloween when she dressed up as a bride. 杩欐槸鏈変竴骞翠竾鍦ｈ妭 濂规墦鎵垚鏂板鐨勭収鐗�
[19:02.270]She made me carry her train... 濂硅鎴戝府濂规媺濠氱罕
[19:04.110]which was weird because I was Wonder Woman. 閭ｇ湡鐨勫緢濂囨€� 鍥犱负鎴戞壆鐨勬槸绁炲姏濂宠秴浜�
[19:09.050]Oh, and here's a little purse that I found. 鍠旓紝杩欐槸鎴戝彂鐜扮殑灏忓寘鍖�
[19:11.880]I just thought they could hold the rings in there. 鎴戞兂搴旇鍙互鎶婂鎴掓斁鍦ㄨ繖閲�
[19:14.920]-Oh. -Something. And... -鍠� -杩樻湁鈥�
[19:17.790]vintage handkerchiefs, you know, because people cry at weddings. 涓婂ソ鐨勬墜甯� 鍥犱负寰堝浜轰細鍦ㄥ绀煎摥
[19:22.590]I'm just gonna grab a couple of these. 鎴戝緱鎷垮嚑鏉¤蛋
[19:26.230]This stuff is great. 杩欑湡鐨勬槸妫掓瀬浜�
[19:28.730]I forgot this was in here. 鎴戦兘蹇樹簡鎴戞妸瀹冩斁鍦ㄨ繖閲�
[19:33.600]This was the garter that I was saving for my wedding. 杩欐槸鎴戠暀涓嬫潵 瑕佸湪鑷繁濠氱ぜ涓婄敤鐨勫悐琚滃甫
[19:37.410]And I wanted it to be Monica's "something borrowed." 鎴戝笇鏈涘畠鑳芥垚涓� 琚懇濡崱鈥滃€熻蛋鐨勪笢瑗库€�
[19:41.780]And it's blue. 瀹冩槸钃濊壊鐨�
[19:49.020]Rach, I think that you should be Monica's maid of honor. 鐟炵锛屾垜璁や负浣犲簲璇� 褰撴懇濡崱鐨勪即濞�
[19:54.590]You do? 鐪熺殑鍚楋紵
[19:57.090]-Why? -Because I think it means more to you. -涓轰粈涔堬紵 -鍥犱负鎴戞兂杩欏浣犳潵璇存剰涔夐噸澶�
[20:01.160]But, Phoebe, honey, you earned it. 浣嗚彶姣旓紝浣犺耽浜�
[20:03.670]It's fine. I mean, this is something... 娌″叧绯伙紝鎴戞槸璇粹€�
[20:05.970]that you've been thinking about since you were, what, 14? 浣犱粠鍗佸洓宀佸氨鎯宠繖涔堝仛浜嗗惂锛�
[20:09.970]No, I was 10. I just developed early. 涓嶏紝閭ｆ椂鎴戞墠鍗佸瞾 鎴戝彂鑲茬殑寰堟棭
[20:13.780]Man alive! 鎴戠殑澶╁晩
[20:18.650]-Hey, what's going on? -Hey! -鍢匡紝鎬庝箞浜嗭紵 -鍢�
[20:20.680]We just decided Rachel is going to be your maid of honor. 鎴戜滑鍒氬喅瀹氱敱鐟炵鏉ュ綋浣犵殑浼村
[20:24.320]Oh, that's great! 閭ｇ湡鐨勬槸澶浜�
[20:26.790]Oh, wow. Okay, we really have to start planning. 鍝囷紝澶浜� 鎴戜滑寰楀紑濮嬭鍒�
[20:30.360]I have really specific ideas. 鎴戞湁寰堝鐗瑰埆鐨勫ソ鐐瑰瓙
[20:32.660]We should meet four times a week. 鎴戜滑搴旇涓€鏄熸湡寮€鍥涙浼�
[20:34.930]Come to my place, we'll get together before work. 鍒版垜瀹舵潵 鎴戜滑寰楀湪涓婄彮鍓嶅紑浼�
[20:38.500]What do you say, 6:30, my place? So excited! 浣犺寰楀浣曪紵鍏偣鍗婏紝鎴戝瑙� 澶浜�
[20:49.750]Yeah, okay. You laugh now. 濂藉惂锛屼綘鐜板湪绗戝惂
[20:52.220]She's gonna be yours. 濂逛細鏄綘鐨勪即濞�
[21:10.670]Great nap. 鎴戠潯寰楀ソ鐔�
[21:12.240]It really was. 鎴戜篃鏄�
[21:32.360]What the hell are you doing? 浣犲湪鍋氫粈涔堬紵
[21:35.130]God! 澶╁晩
[21:42.930]Excuse me. 澶遍櫔浜�