[00:00.000] 作词 : Nice Peter/Zach Sherwin/Peter Shukoff/Lloyd Ahlquist/EpicLLOYD
[00:00.516] 作曲 : Zach Sherwin/Peter Shukoff/Lloyd Ahlquist
[00:01.32]Epic Rap Battle of History
[00:04.73]J Robert Oppenheimer
[00:07.99]VS
[00:09.57]Thanos
[00:13.36]Begin
[00:13.57]（Thanos）
[00:14.02]I am inevitable immeasurable inexorable monstrous
[00:17.47]with bars weighing on you harder than you haunting guilty conscience
[00:20.75]I am Thanos and I crush tracks like Tesseracts in my plam
[00:24.35]You're a pencil pushing Terran who never learded to love his bomb
[00:27.99]seems you started off a chemist and on your world you were a prodigy
[00:31.40]well that make sense cause your rhymes are only hot periodically
[00:35.05]man I burned the Avengers down to embers
[00:36.94]sent half your planet to be slaughtered and now I'm offering Oppenheimer like I did to my daughter
[00:41.75]got a fist of gold when I'm rapping six Infinity Gems what I'm packing
[00:45.39]stick your tiny nuclear **** back into your pants Dr.Manhattan
[00:48.94]Hadron smashing all your atoms best not collide with me when I'm rhyming
[00:52.50]cause you break and bleed so easy,I think I'call you Oppen-hymen
[00:56.33]it's impossible to top my Oppy,you just don't have the stones
[00:59.73]apparently the only things you're good at wrecking is a home
[01:03.18]cause you slept with your firend' wife right there in your friend's bed
[01:06.95]then got another married girl pregnant
[01:09.61]you should've gone for the head
[01:10.18](Oppenheimer)
[01:11.58]Listening to you took everything I have left after your raps I am become deaf
[01:17.59]you need a iron man for that wrinkly ass skin
[01:20.79]and that butt*6 chin
[01:24.66]where's your rhythm I thought you had the time stone
[01:26.97]your punchlines sound like they came from the RhymeZone
[01:28.36]you might be something in the MCU
[01:29.80]but between us who's the worst MC?you
[01:32.03]your dialogue's got too many breaks in the syllables
[01:33.56]you talk so slow Drax think you're invisible
[01:35.29]I cause chain reactions when I'm lyrical cause I've got that fissile material
[01:39.11]you were born to Eternals but came out looking so scary
[01:42.31]that yor own mother tried to make you a temporary
[01:46.10]meanwhile I've mastered the atom more than any man alive
[01:49.07]now I'm here to split U like 2 and 3 from 5
[01:52.55]I'm a peaceful man but I do what I must
[01:56.43]you had an evil plan Thanos and it left you in the dust
[01:59.78]it must leave your enraged when you compare our talents
[02:03.59]because in this battle there is no balance
[02:04.83](Thanos)
[02:06.84]For a communist pariah you come off as awfully ****y
[02:10.53]but I'll make you bend the knee in round two like Nagasaki
[02:13.74]I'm box office topper the Marvel show stopper
[02:16.99]got my name on this win like it's the Thanos Copter
[02:21.23]you just got no answer for Fortnite's ****st dancer
[02:24.72]I will Loki choke you out like my name was throat cancer
[02:26.48](Oppenheimer)
[02:28.39]You wanna talk about death?
[02:29.99]How about the one that looked at you and swiped left
[02:31.92]I'm the destroyer of worlds
[02:33.24]you got your **** handed to you by a Squrriel Girl
[02:35.69]we're in the Endgame now Tinky Winky
[02:38.73]I'll finish this like Ant-Man
[02:40.53]all up in your stinky
[02:42.66]anyone who believes that Thanos did nothing wrong crap has obviously never heard you rap
[02:49.40]oh snap
[02:49.81]WHO WON?
[02:51.93]WHO'S NEXT?
[02:53.53]YOU DECIDE
[02:55.90]Epic
[02:56.78]*Snap*
[02:58.10]Awwww man...