[00:00.000] 作词 : S. Battin/K. Fowley
[00:01.000] 作曲 : S. Battin/K. Fowley
[00:13.23]Fat ugly fat man swam in a red tire made of stone
[00:19.40]A painted lady paddled next to him with two poodles on her lap
[00:25.62]Garbo quietly picked a flower
[00:28.04]While the chauffeur won his check again
[00:31.30]And Barrymore took an noname out and diamond fell like rain
[00:50.13]Cisco Kid and a bald headed waitress trapped underneath a bed of brass
[00:55.71]The french cook served them chocolates and some cold cuts on the grass
[01:02.23]Louilla ripped her zebra pants in the polo lounge
[01:08.10]And Errol Flynn was not let in cause he was coming down
[01:14.56][02:04.46][02:16.47]Up in Zanadu diamonds fell like rain
[01:20.71][02:09.68][02:21.77]Citizen Kane was king poor Citizen Kane
[01:39.51]Valentino suddenly appeared in his midnight blue tuxedo
[01:44.93]Had a falcon on his shoulder eating chicken from his hands
[01:51.74]And Fatty Arbuckel waddled by on way to the bath house green
[01:57.42]Frankenstein ate the leading lady and licked the carcass clean