[00:00.000] 作词 : 夏维辛
[00:01.000] 作曲 : 夏维辛
[00:02.000] 编曲 : CAND1E
[00:11.119]陈伯晨七咁早係街边买咗份报纸
[00:13.627]准备去茶居同班老友倾下旧时
[00:16.392]陈师奶又想同埋佢一齐去
[00:19.153]但係佢话女人之家去埋就失礼费事
[00:21.914]今朝早去收埋嗰两栋楼噶屋租数下银纸
[00:24.923]然后就喇喇声去街市
[00:27.683]买個靓嘅猪肺煲啖靓汤
[00:30.190]今晚同周公打廿四圈陈伯坐庄
[00:33.453]赢咗钱嘅话同陈师奶买对金耳环
[00:36.462]陈师奶话佢孤寒庹缩净係识得玩
[00:39.220]得把死人口呃鬼食豆腐到时送对猪耳绳
[00:41.981]笑嘞人棚牙肉酸到连屐都冇得挽
[00:44.738]你话你话口轻轻讲咗咁鬼多嘅大话
[00:47.497]啱啱退休就经已嘞晒全部大牙
[00:50.257]你個盐仓土地成日就係识得滚
[00:53.267]我唔及住你容乜易就冇晒抓拿
[00:56.277]陈师奶：“还掂我唔理，今日我就系要跟埋你去嘎啦！”
[00:59.289]陈伯：“好啦好啦，去到唔好乱咁讲嘢失礼我。”
[01:02.801]整翻一盅两件
[01:04.307]再嚟多份招牌豉油王炒面
[01:08.571]整翻一盅两件
[01:10.077]今餐轮到边条友仔埋单睇数比钱
[01:14.091]一盅两件 整翻一盅两件
[01:19.107]陈伯：“唔洗客气，中意食咩就随便点，唔洗同我悭皮。”
[01:24.125]喂老陈啊老陈啊平时精气神
[01:26.884]做乜今日饮茶带埋个老婆冇晒精神
[01:29.891]娶到入得厨房出得厅堂噶老婆经已算你执到
[01:33.903]醃住嘴都要偷笑啦
[01:35.912]嘉怡（即陈师奶）后生個时
[01:37.417]追佢啲观音兵由西关啊排到东山
[01:40.429]点知拣咗老陈你尼個烂灯盏
[01:43.438]老陈老陈你正一老衬仲成日咁诜
[01:47.201]老李：“哪，今次我都唔争你啦，如果唔係嘉怡個伯爷咁鬼早去咗卖咸鸭蛋，边洗嫁比你当佢妹仔咁洗。”
[01:55.479]开口埋口男人老狗得個两栋烂楼
[01:59.491]仲想叫我帮你养只番狗
[02:02.000]后生個阵寻花问柳
[02:03.757]认真羞家你都仲唔知丑
[02:06.515]係屋企当正自己私伙局哋大老官
[02:09.527]餐餐都要我同你整番几味
[02:12.289]食完翘起只脚然后唱戏咁对我指手画脚
[02:16.306]难得今日吊住你尾唔洗煮饭洗碗
[02:19.319]整翻一盅两件
[02:20.823]再嚟多份招牌豉油王炒面
[02:24.834]整翻一盅两件
[02:26.339]今餐轮到边条友仔埋单睇数比钱
[02:30.604]一盅两件 整翻一盅两件
[02:36.374]一盅两件 整翻一盅两件