[ti:洁厕洁厕洗厕所]
[ar:曾志伟]
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[00:03.54]洁厕洁厕洗厕所("超级无敌奖门人"插曲)
[00:08.18]作词：林敏聪
[00:11.21]作曲：Bob Crewe/Kenny Nolan
[00:15.53]编曲：吴国恩
[00:22.55]演唱：曾志伟
[00:27.42]
[00:27.75]Hey 白头佬　木头佬　贼头佬…
[00:31.55]Hey 掘头佬 fing头佬 0刀(gut)头佬…
[00:36.11]Hey 芋头佬　突头佬　宝头佬…
[00:40.15]Hey 日头佬　袜头佬　石头佬…
[00:44.18]想洗靓个厕所　要@ 斗欢婆
[00:46.09]巨用D无花果　仲请你食烧鹅…
[00:48.06]巨话认住呢个泵　清洁好轻松
[00:50.29]仲话认出呢个窿　想你无伤风
[00:54.33]里面有旧粽 你就猛咁涌
[00:56.41]个样好似洪朝丰
[00:57.75]但系无巨0甘大个胸　个款好鬼忠
[00:59.52]好似老懵懵　洁厕洁厕0也0也Da Da
[01:03.62]洁厕洁厕0也0也0依0也
[01:07.98]洁厕洁厕洁厕粉0也……
[01:12.73]洗厕所好好用
[01:15.82]
[03:33.86][03:34.19][03:16.54][03:00.63][02:06.82][01:16.80]* 啊　乌里单刀洗吓洗吓
[03:37.53][03:04.06][02:09.50][01:20.03]洗吓……乌里单刀洗吓洗吓……
[03:40.77][03:24.18][03:08.66][02:13.83][01:24.13]污迹污糟猫都洗洗吓……
[03:45.96][03:29.92][03:12.54][02:19.78][01:39.08]乌里单刀洗多几吓……*
[02:23.17][01:32.28]
[01:33.05]琴晚你阿爷
[01:34.92]一点几个阵时仲整污糟0左几张椅
[01:41.60]成晚霸住一卷卷草纸
[01:46.01]仲聊你阿嬷当无事……
[01:49.14](搅到我地要) 洁厕洁厕0也0也Da Da
[01:53.79]洁厕洁厕0也0也0依0也
[01:58.00]洁厕洁厕洁厕粉0也……
[02:02.07]洗厕所好干净
[02:23.26]Say 合唔到 "及"唔到　入唔到
[02:27.55]Say 食唔到　着唔到　训唔到
[02:31.56]Say Call唔到 @ 唔到　等唔到
[02:35.58]Say 拧唔到 fing唔到　掉唔到
[02:40.24]洗厕所　无花果　斗鸡婆　食烧鹅
[02:44.11]包租公　洪七公　手指公 冬荫公
[02:48.81]学生证　良民证　疯狗症　乌龟症
[02:52.73]HKU 印度U 福建U I love U
[03:49.64]乌里单刀洗吓洗吓洗吓
[03:54.99]编辑人：Supergoder