大唐Gang歌詞

[00:00.000] 作曲 : Fantom
[00:01.677]作詞 : 倒懸的橘子
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[00:02.429]作曲 : 倒懸的橘子/Fantom
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[00:04.684]我是東土大唐而來 拜佛求經(jīng)的和尚
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[00:07.433]妖怪先別杠 嘴巴給我合上
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[00:09.675]西天拜佛求經(jīng) 讓我感覺特別的棒
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[00:12.185]還有幾位女施主 幫貧僧身體茁壯
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[00:14.436]這西天的路 貧僧從不自己走
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[00:16.931]身邊homie都很酷 就是長的有點丑
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[00:19.429]我不是故意的 開了幾瓶 路易的酒
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[00:21.683]就這樣富裕的 招惹了那些 妒忌的狗
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[00:24.433]師傅你看前面山上有個妖怪
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[00:26.431]Eiiiiiiii!
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[00:27.940]俺老孫這就把他招待
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[00:28.685]哼！
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[00:29.936]七十二變引到郊外
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[00:31.679]Eiiiiiiii!
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[00:33.431]腦袋揪下來去燒菜
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[00:33.931]哼！
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[00:34.429]好歹 曾經(jīng)也是 鬧天宮的 齊天大圣
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[00:37.438]這又是哪的 臭魚爛蝦 在做 彌天大夢
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[00:38.936]師父說降妖除魔之前先把 機(jī)器發(fā)動
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[00:41.930]我筋骨變形金剛
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[00:42.688]而你卻是 一汽大眾
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[00:43.940]這里是 八戒的八
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[00:45.183]送你朵 八月的花
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[00:46.683]有什么 妖怪強(qiáng)盜 我老豬都 發(fā)泄地殺
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[00:48.932]聽說女王陛下要做我那 家業(yè)的媽
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[00:51.187]害我猴哥 和 沙師弟
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[00:52.686]吃了 仨月的瓜
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[00:53.937]對我丑是丑了點
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[00:55.192]可干活有真勁兒啊
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[00:56.690]那三個姐姐都要嫁我
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[00:58.189]這怎么回事呢
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[00:59.187]我早就跟你說過
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[01:00.440]大家都有這個心意
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[01:01.941]那斯文不能當(dāng)飯吃
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[01:02.939]我只能說到這了
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[01:04.437]大師兄被妖怪捉走了
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[01:06.188]Heyyyyy!
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[01:06.933]二師兄被妖怪捉走了
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[01:09.186]哎
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[01:10.182]師父也被妖怪捉走了
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[01:11.194]Heyyyyy!
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[01:11.939]姑娘們快出來喝酒了
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[01:13.191]走！
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[01:14.435]大師兄他說的對
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[01:15.446]二師兄也說的對
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[01:16.443]那觀音菩薩說的對呀
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[01:17.442]只有師父還在睡
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[01:18.939]有時候真想打他一棒子再給他加個倍
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[01:20.193]然后對著他的光頭說句
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[01:21.436]XX 你不配！
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[01:23.444]Yeah!
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[01:23.945]大唐
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[01:27.195]Gang!
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[01:27.694]大唐
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[01:28.691]Gang!
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[01:29.192]大唐
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