你說(shuō)啥歌詞

[00:00.000] 作詞 : Turbowin渦輪必勝/朝陽(yáng)大媽
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Turbowin渦輪必勝/朝陽(yáng)大媽
[00:11.429]腳藝人是啥？PUA是啥？
[00:13.679]U-1-S-1-這些都是啥？
[00:15.928]網(wǎng)抑云是啥？去爬山干啥？
[00:17.928]淡-黃-的長(zhǎng)裙又是啥？
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[00:20.178]我以為的綠茶是能喝的茶
[00:22.429]可你說(shuō)的綠茶那到底是個(gè)啥？
[00:24.429]小孩都在說(shuō)海王那海王是個(gè)啥？
[00:26.429]莫非是海里的王八？
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[00:28.679]這個(gè)夏天沒(méi)撈過(guò)五條人五條人是啥？
[00:33.179]沒(méi)有撈過(guò)他們夏天怎么就不完整啦？
[00:37.429]最近總聽你說(shuō)996那又是個(gè)啥？
[00:41.930]莫非996路的始發(fā)站 它不是龍澤了嗎?
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[00:46.430]你說(shuō)你說(shuō)啥
[00:47.430]你說(shuō)你說(shuō)你說(shuō)啥
[00:48.680]你不會(huì)自己百度嗎（兒子語(yǔ)音）
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[00:50.930]你說(shuō)你說(shuō)啥
[00:51.680]你說(shuō)你說(shuō)你說(shuō)啥
[00:53.429]你不會(huì)自己百度嗎（兒子語(yǔ)音）
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[00:55.339]你說(shuō)你說(shuō)啥
[00:56.089]你說(shuō)你說(shuō)你說(shuō)啥
[00:57.589]媽我現(xiàn)在忙著呢～（兒子語(yǔ)音）
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[00:59.588]你說(shuō)你說(shuō)啥
[01:00.339]你說(shuō)你說(shuō)你說(shuō)啥
[01:01.839]你不會(huì)自己百度嗎?（兒子語(yǔ)音）
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[01:06.088]老-娘-我-
[01:07.088]打電話，去網(wǎng)吧
[01:08.589]讓網(wǎng)管幫我一起查
[01:10.339]小伙咋你在干嘛？
[01:11.839]快來(lái)幫幫你大媽
[01:13.339]小同學(xué)先別回家
[01:14.839]告訴奶奶這是啥？
[01:16.339]今天必須弄明白
[01:17.589]這些都是啥!
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[01:22.839]我得先問(wèn)問(wèn)最愛(ài)喝龍井的劉大媽
[01:27.090]原來(lái)讓男人牽牽掛掛不表態(tài)的就是她！
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[01:31.590]找你愛(ài)釣魚的王大爺問(wèn)他海王是個(gè)啥？
[01:35.840]他嘆氣說(shuō)海王就是二十年前的自己??！
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[01:40.590]邊上撈魚的李師傅你撈到過(guò)五條人嗎？
[01:44.840]他說(shuō)我要真的撈到人那都得上新聞啦！
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[01:49.340]張嬸兒的閨女剛下班 問(wèn)她996是個(gè)啥
[01:53.340]她說(shuō) 朝九 晚九 一周 6天 她簡(jiǎn)直太難啦！
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[01:58.091]你說(shuō)你說(shuō)啥
[01:58.841]你說(shuō)你說(shuō)你說(shuō)啥
[02:00.341]你不會(huì)自己百度嗎?（兒子語(yǔ)音）
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[02:02.341]你說(shuō)你說(shuō)啥
[02:03.341]你說(shuō)你說(shuō)你說(shuō)啥
[02:04.591]你不會(huì)自己百度嗎?（兒子語(yǔ)音）
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[02:06.841]你說(shuō)你說(shuō)啥
[02:07.591]你說(shuō)你說(shuō)你說(shuō)啥
[02:09.091]媽我現(xiàn)在忙著呢～（兒子語(yǔ)音）
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[02:11.091]你說(shuō)你說(shuō)啥
[02:12.092]你說(shuō)你說(shuō)你說(shuō)啥
[02:13.342]你不會(huì)自己百度嗎?（兒子語(yǔ)音）
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[02:15.342]你說(shuō)夏天夏天悄悄過(guò)去浪姐是個(gè)啥？
[02:19.536]秋天到了你都沒(méi)給媽買過(guò)秋天的奶茶！
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[02:24.037]為啥不小心你又“開車”啦？開車是個(gè)啥？
[02:28.287]媽記得你五年都沒(méi)有考下來(lái)駕照?。。ㄎ迥昀瞺五年啦）
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[02:32.786]劉大媽的孫子已經(jīng)可以出門打醬油啦
[02:37.037]你也爭(zhēng)點(diǎn)氣能讓你媽也早點(diǎn)抱個(gè)娃
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[02:41.537]我的寶貝兒砸你總說(shuō)下次一定回趟家
[02:45.787]終于知道這叫“咕咕咕咕”放我鴿子啦！
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[02:50.287]你說(shuō)你說(shuō)啥
[02:51.287]你說(shuō)你說(shuō)你說(shuō)啥
[02:52.537]開會(huì)--車上--在忙吶--
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[02:54.788]你說(shuō)你說(shuō)啥
[02:55.788]你說(shuō)你說(shuō)你說(shuō)啥
[02:56.788]你要啥秋天的奶茶？
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[02:59.038]你說(shuō)你說(shuō)啥
[03:00.038]你說(shuō)你說(shuō)你說(shuō)啥
[03:01.288]我馬上就要開會(huì)啦（兒子語(yǔ)音）
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[03:03.538]你說(shuō)你說(shuō)啥
[03:04.538]你說(shuō)你說(shuō)你說(shuō)啥
[03:05.787]唉。。。非得讓老娘百度嗎？
[03:11.787]兒子，媽會(huì)百度，但...你就不能親口跟我說(shuō)說(shuō)么？