?[00:06.20]There's a place where everyone can be happy
[00:09.22]It's the most beautiful place in the whole f**king world
[00:12.50]It's made of candy canes and planes and bright red choo-choo trains
[00:15.44]And the meanest little boys and the most innocent little girls
[00:18.43]And you know I wish that I could got there
[00:21.45]It's a road that I have not found
[00:24.69]And I wish you the best of luck dear
[00:28.14]Drop a card or letter to my side of town
[00:30.66]Because there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend
[00:33.81]But baby I'm amazed at the hate that you can send and
[00:37.03]You painted my entire world
[00:42.96]But I don't have the turpentine to clean what you have soiled
[00:49.55]And I won't forget it
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[00:56.67]There's a place where everyone can be right
[00:59.72]Even though you remain determined to be opposed
[01:03.08]Admittance requires no qualifications
[01:05.98]It's where everyone has been and where everybody goes
[01:09.31]So please try not to be impatient
[01:12.10]For we all hate standing in line
[01:15.60]And when the farm is good and bought
[01:17.05]You'll be there without a thought
[01:18.59]And eternity my friend is a long f**king time
[01:21.66]Because there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend
[01:24.92]But baby I'm amazed at the hate that you can send and
[01:28.20]You painted my entire world
[01:34.23]But I don't have the turpentine to clean what you have soiled
[01:40.92]And I won't forget it
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