[00:01.04]Hi! My name is (what ) My name is (who )
[00:04.17]My name is {scratches Slim Shady
[00:06.04]Hi! My name is (huh ) My name is (what )
[00:09.92]My name is {scratches Slim Shady
[00:12.04]Ahem excuse me!
[00:15.67]Can I have the attention of the class
[00:20.17]for one second
[00:21.61]Eminem]
[00:23.73]Hi kids! Do you like violence (Yeah yeah yeah!)
[00:26.36]Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids (Uh-huh!)
[00:28.92]Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did (Yeah yeah!)
[00:32.23]Try 'cid and get ****** up worse that my life is (Huh )
[00:35.23]My brain's dead weight I'm tryin to get my head straight
[00:37.61]but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm )
[00:40.42]And Dr Dre said Slim Shady you a basehead!
[00:42.86]Uh-uhhh! So why's your face red Man you wasted!
[00:46.05]Well since age twelve I've felt like I'm someone else
[00:48.42]Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
[00:51.17]Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
[00:53.86]And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
[00:56.92]I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
[01:00.11]faster than a fat ***** who sat down too fast
[01:02.24]C'mere slut! (Shady wait a minute that's my girl dog!)
[01:05.24]I don't give a **** God sent me to piss the world off!
[01:08.30]Chorus
[01:08.61]Hi! My name is (what ) My name is (who )
[01:11.55]My name is {scratches Slim Shady
[01:13.80]Hi! My name is (huh ) My name is (what )
[01:17.05]My name is {scratches Slim Shady
[01:19.24]Hi! My name is (what ) My name is (who )
[01:22.92]My name is {scratches Slim Shady
[01:24.93]Hi! My name is (huh ) My name is (what )
[01:28.55]My name is {scratches Slim Shady
[01:30.68]Eminem]
[01:30.93]My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high
[01:32.99]Thanks a lot next semester I'll be thirty-five
[01:35.55]I smacked him in his face with an eraser chased him with a stapler
[01:39.30]Walked in the strip club had my jacket zipped up
[01:43.30]Flashed the bartender then stuck my **** in the tip cup
[01:47.56]Extraterrestrial runnin over pedestrians
[01:49.99]in a spaceship while they screamin at me LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!
[01:53.80]Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
[01:56.25]I just found out my mom does more **** than I do (Damn!)
[01:58.80]I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
[02:01.18]Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!)
[02:05.06]You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
[02:07.24]and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)
[02:09.75]This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
[02:11.87](Dude can I get your autograph )
[02:13.69]So I signed it 'Dear Dave thanks for the support ASSHOLE!'
[02:16.06]Chorus
[02:16.18]Hi! My name is (what ) My name is (who )
[02:19.06]My name is {scratches Slim Shady
[02:21.18]Hi! My name is (huh ) My name is (what )
[02:24.56]My name is {scratches Slim Shady
[02:26.69]Hi! My name is (what ) My name is (who )
[02:30.06]My name is {scratches Slim Shady
[02:31.87]Hi! My name is (huh ) My name is (what )
[02:35.94]My name is {scratches Slim Shady
[02:37.87]Eminem]
[02:38.25]Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)
[02:40.75]Dr Dre don't just stand there OPERATE!
[02:42.87]I'm not ready to leave it's too scary to die (**** that!)
[02:46.44]I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
[02:48.44](Huh yup!) Am I comin or goin I can barely decide
[02:51.81]I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive (Go ahead)
[02:55.50]All my life I was very deprived
[02:56.88]I ain't had a woman in years and my palms are too hairy to hide
[03:00.88](Whoops!) Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)
[03:02.63]I spit when I talk I'll **** anything that walks (C'mere)
[03:05.32]When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
[03:08.94]HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM (WAH!)
[03:11.44]YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS! (WAHHH!)
[03:12.94]I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
[03:14.69]Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!)
[03:17.25]I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!)
[03:18.56]And by the way when you see my dad (Yeah )
[03:20.88]Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had
[03:23.13]Hi! My name is (what ) My name is (who )
[03:26.25]My name is {scratches Slim Shady
[03:27.88]Hi! My name is (huh ) My name is (what )
[03:32.00]My name is {scratches Slim Shady
[03:34.13]Hi! My name is (what ) My name is (who )
[03:37.63]My name is {scratches Slim Shady
[03:39.57]Hi! My name is (huh ) My name is (what )
[03:43.26]My name is {scratches Slim Shady