[00:02.17]Attention all units, attention all units
[00:05.79]We have an All Points Bulletin out on a man with green hair
[00:09.53]I repeat, we have an APB on a man with green hair
[00:12.85]He's armed with a knife, I repeat, he's armed with a knife
[00:16.10]Proceed with caution, watch your back fella's
[00:18.78]He could be coming at your girlfriend next
[00:21.09]There's a joker on the loose from the psychiatric ward
[00:23.22]His face is up on the bulletin board with a reward
[00:25.97]He'll stab you with a sword don't be fooled by his charm
[00:28.72]He's probably armed with intent to do bodily harm
[00:31.04]Ring the alarm, look for a man with green hair
[00:33.47]Check at your girl's house, he was last seen there
[00:35.97]He's has a mean stare but usually crack's jokes
[00:38.53]Good luck on your mission and guard your backs folks
[00:41.41]I make you think you're a best friend then
[00:44.47]Why I oughtta
[00:45.41]Hit a ***** snake from the back, I make you think you're a best friend then
[00:49.72]Why I oughtta
[00:50.97]Stay away from him he ain't no good!
[00:53.66]We got the walkie-talkies to keep us all informed
[00:56.47]Suited up head to toe in detective uniforms
[00:59.03]Our unit storms in, we split the ghetto in sectors
[01:01.28]Locking down every block and put up metal detectors
[01:03.60]Protectors and be sure that you stand close
[01:06.15]Watch each others backs and guard your command post
[01:09.66]And most of all be advised that he's wise
[01:13.04]He could be disguised as one of your very own guys
[01:16.34]I make you think you're a best friend then
[01:18.41]Why I oughtta
[01:19.09]Hit a ***** snake from the back, I make you think you're a best friend then
[01:22.97]Why I oughtta
[01:23.66]Stay away from him he ain't no good!
[01:25.53]I'm on a solo mission to find him personally
[01:27.84]To settle the score and beat then him mercifully
[01:30.97]For what he first did to me
[01:32.78]It's sure to be the last
[01:34.22]Following footprints with a magnifying glass
[01:36.15]To drag his lying ass back to his padded cell
[01:38.97]I'm mad as hell, on the trail of the tattle tail
[01:43.22]I heard a yell the voice sounded familiar
[01:46.22]"Give me your girlfriend or I'm gonna kill ya"
[01:48.47]I make you think you're a best friend then
[01:50.79]Why I oughtta
[01:51.85]Hit a ***** snake from the back, I make you think you're a best friend then
[01:56.41]Why I oughtta
[01:57.29]Stay away from him he ain't no good!
[01:59.79]I followed the voice that led down a flight of steps
[02:02.97]Sneezing at dust, and swinging at the spider-webs
[02:05.59]Inside the depths of his basement
[02:08.03]I taste lint in my mouth, then the lights in the place?… went!
[02:11.53]I saw my life flash in front of my eyes
[02:13.91]I felt a butcher knife slash at one of my thighs
[02:16.85]None of my guys knew where I'm at I was doomed
[02:19.41]Then I remembered the flashlight in my costume
[02:21.29]I make you think you're a best friend then
[02:23.41]Why I oughtta
[02:24.10]Hit a ***** snake from the back, I make you think you're a best friend then
[02:28.04]Why I oughtta
[02:28.72]Stay away from him he ain't no good!
[02:30.60]Dealing with backstabber's there was one thing I learned
[02:32.97]They're only powerful when you got your back turned
[02:33.85]I yearned for the day that we finally met again
[02:36.16]So I can give him a taste of his own medicine
[02:37.91]He shed his skin, then he promised to come clean
[02:39.97]I took his butcher knife and jabbed it into his spleen
[02:41.60]Cut him at the seam then dragged the fella home
[02:43.85]Beating him over the head with the telephone
[02:46.10]Attention all cars, attention all cars
[02:48.54]Unit 313 has apprehended the suspect
[02:51.22]He's going back to the crazy home, I repeat
[02:54.85]He's going back to the crazy home, how about that?
[02:57.53]I make you think you're a best friend then
[03:00.15]Why I oughtta
[03:00.85]Hit a ***** snake from the back, I make you think you're a best friend then
[03:04.79]Why I oughtta
[03:05.54]Stay away from him he ain't no good!
[03:07.35]I make you think you're a best friend then
[03:09.34]Why I oughtta
[03:10.04]Hit a ***** snake from the back, I make you think you're a best friend then
[03:13.79]Why I oughtta
[03:14.54]Stay away from him he ain't no good!
[03:16.34]I make you think you're a best friend then
[03:18.60]Why I oughtta
[03:19.54]Hit a ***** snake from the back, I make you think you're a best friend then
[03:21.91]Why I oughtta
[03:21.97]Stay away from him he ain't no good!