[00:01.300]Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
[00:04.410]My name is.. {"{"}scratches Slim Shady
[00:06.640]Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
[00:10.200]My name is.. {"{"}scratches Slim Shady
[00:12.340]Ahem.. excuse me!
[00:18.020]Can I have the attention of the class
[00:20.650]for one second?
[00:22.650]Eminem]
[00:23.910]Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
[00:25.880]Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)
[00:29.340]Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
[00:32.540]Try 'cid and get ****ed up worse that my life is? (Huh?)
[00:35.350]My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight
[00:37.750]but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)
[00:40.470]And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!"
[00:43.660]Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"
[00:46.730]Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else
[00:49.160]Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
[00:51.970]Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's **** off
[00:54.480]And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
[00:57.540]I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
[01:00.490]faster than a fat ***** who sat down too fast
[01:02.590]C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)
[01:06.150]I don't give a ****, God sent me to piss the world off!
[01:09.280]Chorus
[01:09.560]Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
[01:11.910]My name is.. {"{"}scratches Slim Shady
[01:14.070]Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
[01:17.470]My name is.. {"{"}scratches Slim Shady
[01:19.680]Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
[01:23.090]My name is.. {"{"}scratches Slim Shady
[01:25.710]Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
[01:28.710]My name is.. {"{"}scratches Slim Shady
[01:30.580]Eminem]
[01:31.140]My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high
[01:33.950]Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be thirty-five
[01:36.390]I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
[01:40.840]Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
[01:43.320]Flashed the bartender, then stuck my **** in the tip cup
[01:48.430]Extraterrestrial, runnin over pedestrians
[01:50.510]in a spaceship while they screamin at me: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"
[01:54.680]Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
[01:57.020]I just found out my mom does more **** than I do (Damn!)
[01:59.790]I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
[02:02.390]Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!)
[02:06.020]You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
[02:08.380]and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)
[02:10.870]This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
[02:13.500](Dude, can I get your autograph?)
[02:14.590]
[02:16.910]Chorus
[02:17.090]Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
[02:19.820]My name is.. {"{"}scratches Slim Shady
[02:22.000]Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
[02:25.460]My name is.. {"{"}scratches Slim Shady
[02:27.550]Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
[02:30.950]My name is.. {"{"}scratches Slim Shady
[02:33.200]Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
[02:36.310]My name is.. {"{"}scratches Slim Shady
[02:38.450]Eminem]
[02:38.930]Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)
[02:42.220]Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE!
[02:44.400]I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die (**** that!)
[02:47.530]I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
[02:49.610](Huh yup!) Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide
[02:53.010]I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
[02:56.330]All my life I was very deprived
[02:57.570]I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide
[03:01.660](Whoops!) Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)
[03:03.710]I spit when I talk, I'll **** anything that walks (C'mere)
[03:07.070]When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
[03:10.090]HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!)
[03:11.780]YOU AIN'T GOT NO ****! (WAHHH!)
[03:13.000]I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
[03:15.310]Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!)
[03:18.310]I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!)
[03:19.620]And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)
[03:21.680]Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had
[03:24.180]Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
[03:27.120]My name is.. {"{"}scratches Slim Shady
[03:29.310]Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
[03:32.720]My name is.. {"{"}scratches Slim Shady
[03:34.930]Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
[03:38.630]My name is.. {"{"}scratches Slim Shady
[03:40.550]Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
[03:44.000]My name is.. {"{"}scratches Slim Shady