[00:03.03]You are now listening to the sounds of...Shady and...Alchemist..Alchemist..Alchemist...
[00:13.75]Got an axe in the duffel bag, couple of fags,
[00:16.28]Stuffed in the backseat, muzzled n gagged,
[00:18.66]Wrapped in bubble wrap, two le*************ians ahh,
[00:21.13]Couple hustler mags, now grab the pez dispenser,
[00:23.72]Fill it up to the max, with muscle relaxers,
[00:26.45]The governor of Alaska, She lusts when i ask her,
[00:29.63]To shove my polaski sausage up in her ass huh,
[00:32.52]While we hover over Nebraska,
[00:34.54]Shooting at the ******g buffalo pasture,
[00:36.81]In the helicopter, man i can't ************* her no faster,
[00:39.70]She's screaming grab my *******, shady suck on those bastards,
[00:42.84]But i ain't no sucker, I won't snuggle up with her after,
[00:45.47]I'm a gigolo, But Ya'll look like the juggalo rapper,
[00:48.58]Everyday man i just seem to get a little bit ****r,
[00:51.41]*************t, Back down,
[00:52.43]Man I'd rather lick on a *************,
[00:54.15]And eat the ******g octa Mom's ************* lips with some okra,
[00:57.18]While i watch Whoopi Goldberg, Sizzle with Oprah,
[01:00.13]While bossy ************* farts and takes a piss on the sofa,
[01:02.80]Getting home and play ************* swords with the Jonas...Brothers,
[01:06.85]Your mother ******g mothers are roamers, Like no other,
[01:09.89]I keep thinking of her smothered in soma's...
[01:11.87]Its chemical warfare, Drop bombs like sadam,
[01:14.81]I'm bringing the drama, Like Barrack Obama,
[01:17.59]Playing rock em' sock em' robots with the Octo Mama,
[01:20.67]I'm vato loco, homie I'll ******* those llamas,