Tough Love（迪士尼·后媽們的茶話會）（翻自 PattyCake Productions）歌詞

[00:00.000] 作詞 : PattyCake Productions
[00:00.621] 作曲 : PattyCake Productions
[00:01.242]Tough Love（迪士尼·后媽們的茶話會）
[00:02.995]author：PattyCake Productions
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[00:06.249]翻唱：碩人/堇白/鹽酸/LeMon
[00:07.501]后期：堇白
[00:08.755]鳴謝：Mio杏仁
[00:09.757]—搖光組出品—
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[00:18.770]碩人：
[00:19.522]Ever since I was a girl my own mother vowed
[00:22.274]I must find the way to power through a noble brow
[00:25.029]I married once for love then my senses came
[00:27.783]I must marry for the stature of my husband's name.
[00:30.536]Onto marriage number two
[00:32.287]I knew what I had to do
[00:33.539]and my poor husband fell ill in a year or two.
[00:36.293]Solved problem number one, now to problem number two,
[00:39.296]His doe-eyed little girl with gentle point of view.
[00:42.049]Would I ship her off to school?
[00:43.551]No! I told her if she stayed that she'd have to earn her keep
[00:46.079]and so she became the maid!
[00:47.081]
[00:47.332]LeMon：
[00:47.584]She was lazy!
[00:48.332]She was crazy!
[00:49.083]She was talking to the mice!
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[00:50.335]碩人：
[00:50.585]She was hopelessly naive , so she had to pay the price.
[00:53.090]I moved her to the attic out of sight and out of mind.
[00:55.843]I could have thrown her out, but I'm benevolent and kind.
[00:58.098]
[00:58.982]LeMon：
[00:59.232]Mother, your heart's too big for you!
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[01:04.989]碩人：
[01:05.239]I knew what I had to do
[01:09.497]After all, difficult children will take advantage of your good nature!
[01:14.002]So you lock them up
[01:15.754]Throw away the key!
[01:17.507]There's one on every family tree
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[01:20.009]LeMon：
[01:20.510]Ungrateful!
[01:21.010]Hateful!
[01:21.761]Vile too! The things she put you through!
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[01:25.517]碩人：
[01:26.017]Break their spirit so they obey!
[01:28.771]Now they'll do anything you say
[01:31.523]Maybe you'd call it cruel but
[01:34.278]others would call it love
[01:36.530]Tough Love!
[01:37.532]
[01:37.783]I ask you, is it a crime to strive for perfection in all things?
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[01:41.539]堇白：
[01:42.039]Oh, no, they're so cute when they're little but then they grow up and just...
[01:46.547]ruin everything!
[01:48.553]I never wanted children
[01:49.799]life was better on my own
[01:51.303]all the screaming, nagging chilled me to the bone!
[01:54.058]But then one day i came across a flower growing free
[01:56.561]It's magic kept me young, so i kept it all for me!
[01:59.568]But someone dug it up now a baby held the power
[02:02.571]so I "borrowed" her and locked her up and hid her in a tower!
[02:05.575]Years went by, OH! The sacrifice!
[02:08.092]and against my better judgment, I fed her once or twice.
[02:11.102]Teenagers now I know I wild eat their young!
[02:13.843]But that's messy!
[02:14.838]Manipulation' s easily more fun!
[02:16.841]A little guilt, a lot of force, of course you have to lie!
[02:19.350]remind them that without you, they'd shrivel up and die!
[02:22.347]They only have themselves to blame!
[02:27.855]If you'd been there, you'd do the same!
[02:32.862]
[02:33.614]So work them hard 'til they fall in line!
[02:36.621]There's one way and it's only mine!
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[02:39.124]鹽酸：
[02:39.374]Children are lazy!
[02:40.626]碩人：
[02:40.876]Spoiled too!
[02:42.128]合：
[02:42.378]But we know what to do!
[02:44.881]鹽酸：
[02:45.131]Govern them with a heart of stone!
[02:47.887]碩人：
[02:48.137]Lock them up so they're all alone!
[02:50.639]堇白：
[02:50.889]Maybe you'd call it cruel but,
[02:53.391]合：
[02:53.642]others would call it love, tough love!
[02:56.394]堇白：
[02:56.895]Ugh! Her own tower with a water view
[02:59.898]and she runs away the first chance she gets!
[03:02.149]鹽酸：
[03:02.399]These wretched brats think the world owes them something
[03:06.154]But it doesn't
[03:07.406]Far and wide I rule the kingdom with a heavy hand
[03:10.407]but there was more I had in mind a greater plan!
[03:13.163]I never cared to share, so The King would have to fall
[03:15.918]But his child blocked the way to me and "Fairest of them all"
[03:18.672]She was chubby. She was dumb
[03:20.174]and grotesquely optimistic
[03:21.676]She needed structure in her life! She wasn't realistic!
[03:24.430]I gave her chores and took away the things that she'd enjoy
[03:26.935]but then I caught her singing songs with birds and then a boy!
[03:30.189]Love?! Was I just sit by and wait
[03:32.945]for her to take my crown? NO!
[03:34.698]she had sealed her fate!
[03:35.955]She had to go, and so she did and you know what they say
[03:38.204]"An apple once a day keeps your enemies away"
[03:41.458]Don't be fooled by their tender smile!
[03:46.714]碩人：
[03:47.215]give an inch
[03:49.218]合：
[03:49.468]and they'll run a mile!
[03:55.228]合：
[03:55.729]Our idea of a happy home
[03:58.481]Is one where we live all alone!
[04:01.252]堇白：
[04:01.487]Dark,
[04:01.988]碩人：
[04:01.988]Depressing,
[04:02.739]鹽酸：
[04:02.739]Desolate!
[04:04.262]合：
[04:04.491]Now let's all drink to that!
[04:06.995]LeMon：
[04:07.246]Call us "wicked" and call us "mean"
[04:09.752]碩人：
[04:09.998]"Cruel" and everything in between.
[04:12.503]堇白：
[04:12.753]You could say it's unjust!
[04:15.028]鹽酸：
[04:15.508]Turning their dreams to dust!
[04:18.022]合：
[04:18.511]This is what we call love
[04:21.266]Tough Love!