從東土來，往西天問道歌詞

[00:05.455]作曲 : 日光(Petite Jing)
[00:10.204]作詞 : 日光(Petite Jing)
[00:11.445]我從東方到西方
[00:12.955]又蒞臨南北之端
[00:14.197]本想游水攀山
[00:16.195]不料上表這份差異清單
[00:17.194]各位看官
[00:18.446]懇請(qǐng)聽聽看看
[00:19.701]這些見聞心酸
[00:20.954]多少有點(diǎn)夸張
[00:22.450]公交高峰期的戰(zhàn)場(chǎng)
[00:24.195]大媽大爺爭(zhēng)先擔(dān)當(dāng)
[00:25.946]他們最愛玩命表現(xiàn)站崗
[00:27.955]明明說好老弱病殘
[00:29.452]最愛理直氣壯理所應(yīng)當(dāng)
[00:30.950]大呼小輩 “給朕讓讓”
[00:31.948]忘了忘了
[00:33.204]隔壁帝都小杜
[00:35.455]淘寶收錄過的那條秋褲
[00:36.952]作為南方代表
[00:38.196]心里真的有數(shù)
[00:40.704]這種神物一般只現(xiàn)身在我的睡鋪
[00:42.955]I Know I Know
[00:43.700]杜哥外出的溫度
[00:46.196]勢(shì)必要靠它來全全維護(hù)
[00:48.205]再比如如果有人夸你Green Tea
[00:49.702]炎黃子弟謙虛之余
[00:51.453]暗爽"哪里哪里"
[00:53.949]美利堅(jiān)的瑪麗她也會(huì)大喜
[00:55.704]她表現(xiàn)一臉誠(chéng)意
[00:57.202]She says thank you very much
[00:58.201]My beauty you can see
[01:00.951]You know I am always sexy
[01:03.205]下一題我總是無法理解老美
[01:05.701]不撐傘在雨里感受不到雨水
[01:07.952]習(xí)慣白天洗澡夜里健身奔跑
[01:10.947]開口閉口Honey Sweety Oh My Baby
[01:13.700]老媽說女孩要有女孩的樣子
[01:14.699]剪什么短發(fā)穿什么褲子
[01:18.704]男孩更要早早在外闖蕩
[01:21.200]去歷盡滄桑順便搞搞家業(yè)
[01:22.952]準(zhǔn)備報(bào)效你的祖上大爺
[01:26.204]佛曰：何謂眾生 何來平等
[01:28.456]當(dāng)麥麥進(jìn)化為金拱門
[01:29.453]我只好之身一人
[01:31.196]欲罷買雞腿啃啃
[01:32.695]但插隊(duì)小哥他不等
[01:34.204]他愛面露兇狠
[01:36.201]我兩耳嗡嗡我大呼一聲
[01:37.952]少發(fā)懵這里不是你的夢(mèng)
[01:41.446]你應(yīng)該給我有素質(zhì)的Gun
[01:43.700]西方朋友電話我一路平安
[01:45.951]外婆從來都對(duì)我超級(jí)緊張