Ex-Boyfriend歌詞

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[00:00.29]Ex-Boyfriend - Lil Dicky
[00:01.58]Ey what's going on man
[00:03.56]It's your boy Lil' Dicky
[00:05.18]A K A Mr Leftward-Sloping Penis
[00:09.35]I got a story for y'all man
[00:11.37]Peep this
[00:12.66]Yessir
[00:14.25]Now I been dating this girl named Katie she hot as hell
[00:17.58]And her body crazy v***na shaven and it don't smell
[00:20.88]And I don't fall for chickens
[00:22.19]But this one a little different
[00:23.93]Body sickening
[00:24.89]Plus she really good at making breaded chicken
[00:27.27]Got me thinking she the one man
[00:28.64]Even fully clothed shawty really fun man
[00:30.55]Get a lotta hoes but none of those come close
[00:32.30]I swear this the most that I've felt so damn exposedddd
[00:35.01]Oh yeah there's one more thing
[00:36.25]And I know this **** gonna sound insane
[00:38.03]But I still haven't hit it
[00:39.44]I admit it I wish I was kidding
[00:41.56]Never been up inside before
[00:42.89]Because she's only f**ked one guy before
[00:44.65]And though I really wanna boink this w**re
[00:46.41]She my sweetie 3 14
[00:47.88]So I'm staying patient and masturbating
[00:49.96]And now my heart is sorta racing
[00:51.74]Cuz she said tonight will be the night we do some fornicating
[00:55.52]Hell yeah I'm down I'm 'bout to go all out
[00:58.71]I'm gonna pound that crazy like an elaborate black man handshake
[01:01.62]But on the way to crib we p*** this kid
[01:03.62]And he seem to know who Katie is
[01:05.29]So I say thisand she say
[01:06.84]Dicky this is my ex boyfriend Jim
[01:08.59]And I ain't usually the one to be the jealous type
[01:11.66]But as I'm looking at this dude I can't believe my eyes
[01:15.12]Cuz he's the best looking guy that I've seen in my whole life
[01:21.29]He's got the thickest head of hair chiseled jaw an egregious bod
[01:25.49]Man this the closest thing I've seen to a Grecian god
[01:28.98]And now I'm looking at my chick cuz his d*ck's been inside her rawww
[01:35.37]Awww damn
[01:36.67]Man this is crazy
[01:37.65]I can't believe this guy used to f**k my lady
[01:40.17]I bet he left that ***** ravaged like Haiti
[01:42.76]Katie's hugging and squeezing his shoulder blades
[01:44.83]And I'm bugging and queasy this ain't okay
[01:46.47]And then they say get drinksso I say okay
[01:48.64]Even though I was about to get laid
[01:50.08]Man this maf**ka look like Ashton
[01:52.14]Combined wit a lil' Hugh Jackman
[01:53.67]In other words he's so damn attractive
[01:55.24]So damn tan he gotta have a little black in him
[01:57.07]Now I'm in the back wit him sipping on some 'gnac wit him
[01:58.87]And he paying for it all he inves**ent bankin
[02:00.47]I'm acting like I ain't distracted
[02:01.90]But I'm reenacting him and Katie bangin
[02:03.61]And now I'm feeling pissed so I go and take a piss
[02:06.90]Mid stream I look left and guess who it is
[02:10.47]And I had to see and I was mad discrete
[02:12.07]And I got on my tippy toes and I took a little peek
[02:14.00]Oh my god becky look at that cock
[02:16.97]And I ain't usually the one to be the jealous type
[02:20.22]But as I'm looking at his d*ck I can't believe my eyes
[02:23.66]Because he's got the biggest cock that I've seen in my whole life
[02:29.79]And now I'm staring at this dude's soft d*ck with a lotta hate
[02:34.02]Because the **** is plus 8 like Jon and Kate
[02:37.42]And I don't know if I can date my girl after tonight
[02:43.88]Aw damn
[02:44.90]I don't know what to do
[02:46.52]Dude's d*ck is really huge
[02:48.45]I didn't realize a penis could be so smooth
[02:51.79]I know she's missing that
[02:53.41]My penis isn't that
[02:55.12]I'm looking closer I think that his d*ck has abs
[02:58.64]Six pack on a d*ck
[03:00.72]Now what the f**k is that
[03:02.06]It's so long and thick
[03:04.09]It's like a punching bag
[03:05.31]I'm saying it's so shaven head is amazing
[03:07.57]Got my d*ck looking like a raisin
[03:09.01]Skin tone insane man he's hung like Saddam Hussein it's crazy
[03:12.50]What the f**k should I do
[03:14.23]He gotta Ruth's Chris d*ck and mine's a drive through
[03:17.83]I think it's time to
[03:19.00]Tell Katie my goodbyes
[03:20.48]Cuz I simply can't survive
[03:22.16]After seeing what was in between his thighs
[03:24.71]So I tell her
[03:25.69]That this dude's gotta d*ck that I don't comprehend
[03:28.88]I had to move my neck to see it end to end
[03:32.27]I mean the physics of his d*ck just don't make any sense
[03:38.70]And I think it's for the best if this comes to an end
[03:42.61]Because the sex with him must have been the best
[03:45.95]And I would say let's just be friends
[03:48.79]But I think I would just think about his d*ck all the time so goodbye
[03:53.13]Then she told me Dicky I don't really know what to say
[03:56.25]Because I dated this dude in second grade
[03:59.68]So I don't know about his d*ck now let's go home and get you laid
[04:05.88]And then I took her to my crib and you know that we barely slept
[04:10.10]And I gave her an O like I was selling crack and when I came
[04:14.47]I pulled out and nutted all over her left thigh
[04:18.08]And upper mid-section region
[04:19.30]You can call that the pelvis
[04:20.43]Some would even call that the pubic bone
[04:22.07]Leave the pubes at home
[04:22.96]Making this up on the spot
[04:24.35]F**k you know about it
[04:25.29]I'm about to go paper-mache my own d*ck and ride it