?Poor?Fool,?He?Makes?Me?Laugh?
?RAOUL:?
?Gentlemen,?if?you?would?care?to?take?your?seats?...?
?I?shall?be?sitting?in?Box?Five.?
?ANDRE:?
?Do?you?really?think?that's?wise,?monsieur??
?RAOUL:?
?My?dear?Andre,?
?there?would?appear?to?be?no?seats?available?other?than?Box?Five.?
?CONFIDANTE:?
?They?say?that?this?youth?has?set?my?Lady'sheart?aflame!?
?1ST?FOP:?
?His?Lordship?sure?would?die?of?shock!?
?2ND?FOP:?
?His?Lordship?is?a?laughing-st?ock!?
?CONFIDANTE:?
?Should?he?suspect?her,?God?protect?her!?
?ALL?THREE:?
?Shame!?Shame!?Shame!?
?This?faithless?lady's?bound?for?Hades!?
?Shame!?Shame!?Shame!?
?ANDRE:?
?Nothing?like?the?old?operas!?
?FIRMIN:?
?Or?the?old?scenery?...?
?ANDRE:?
?The?old?singers?...?
?FIRMIN:?
?The?old?audience?...?
?ANDRE:?
?And?every?seat?sold!?
?FIRMIN:?
?Hardly?a?disaster?beyond?all?imagination!?
?COUNTESS:?
?Serafimo?-?your?disguise?is?perfect.?
?Who?can?this?be??
?DON?ATTILIO:?
?Gentle?wife,?admit?your?loving?husband.?
?My?love?-?I?am?called?to?England?on?affairs?of?State,?
?and?must?leave?you?with?your?new?maid.?
?(Aside)?Though?I'd?gladly?take?the?maid?with?me.?
?COUNTESS:?
?(aside)The?old?fool's?leaving!?
?DON?ATTILI0:?
?(aside)I?suspect?my?young?bride?is?untrue?to?me.?
?I?shall?not?leave,?but?shall?hide?over?there?to?observe?her!?
?Addio!?
?COUNTESS:?
?Addio!?
?BOTH:?
?Addio!?
?CARLOTTA:?
?Serafimo!?Away?with?this?pretense!?
?You?cannot?speak,?but?kiss?me?in?my?husband's?absence!?
?Poor?fool,?he?makes?me?laugh!?
?Time?I?tried?to?get?a?better?better?half!?
?Poor?fool,?he?doesn't?know!?
?If?he?knew,?the?fool,?he?never?would?have?gone!?
?PHANTOM:?
?Did?I?not?instruct?that?Box?Five?was?to?be?kept?empty??
?MEG:?
?He's?here:?the?Phantom?of?the?Opera?...?
?CHRISTINE:?
?It's?him!?I?know?it,?it's?him!?
?CARLOTTA:?
?Your?part?is?silent?...?little?toad!?
?PHANTOM:?
?A?toad,?madame??Perhaps?it?is?you?who?are?the?toad!?
?CARLOTTA:?
?Serafimo!?Away?with?this?pretense!?
?You?cannot?speak,?but?kiss?me?in?my?...?croak!?
?Poor?fool,?he?makes?me?laugh!?Croak!?Croak!?
?PHANTOM:?
?Behold!?She?is?singing?to?bring?down?the?chandelier!?
?ANDRE:?
?Ladies?and?gentlemen,?
?the?performance?will?continue?in?ten?minutes?time,?
?when?the?role?of?the?Countess?will?be?sung?by?Miss?Christine?Daae.?
?In?the?meantime,?ladies?and?gentlemen,?we?shall?be?giving?you?the?ballet?from?Act?
?Three?of?tonight's?opera.?
?Maestro,?the?ballet,?NOW!?
?CHRISTINE:?
?Raoul!?Raoul!?
?RAOUL:?
?Christine!?Come?with?me!?
?CHRISTINE:?
?No,?we?must?go?up!?To?the?roof!?
?ANDRE:?
?Ladies?and?gentlemen,?please!?Remain?in?your?seats!?Do?not?panic!?It?was?an?accident,?
?simply?an?accident!?