Sad歌詞

[00:00.000] 作詞 : Bo Burnham
[00:00.010] 作曲 : Bo Burnham
[00:00.21]This first song is called "A World on Fire"
[00:07.02]AHHH!! AHHHHH!!!
[00:08.80]This next song is a little bit longer than that one
[00:14.60]It's really sad, it's about how sad I am, it's called "Sad"
[00:23.39]Get on my level, Madison
[00:26.19]Picture a depressed onion cutting itself
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[00:41.50]I met a homeless man named Rich
[00:44.49]He wasn't, isn't that terrible?
[00:50.17]I saw a flyer for a lost dog and the dog didn't have any legs
[00:54.34]I saw a diabetic kid trick or treating
[00:59.77]I saw a giraffe who had a short neck
[01:02.02]That was sad, or a deer
[01:04.53]I saw an old man get hit by a train
[01:11.48]He didn't see it in the pouring rain
[01:15.10]He didn't hear me shout "Look out for the train"
[01:22.63]'Cause I didn't say anything
[01:28.77]I just thought to myself, "Oh this is gonna be sad"
[01:35.62]And it was. I'm a genius
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[01:46.56]I saw a man with only one eye... in a 3D movie
[01:53.47]I saw a little boy drop his ice cream cone directly on his mother's corpse
[02:00.18]I saw a kitten stuck in a tree then the kitten jumped off and he hung itself
[02:04.58]I saw a boy who had red hair
[02:10.16]I went to a store looking for something to buy
[02:15.46]But they only sold paintings of the same sad guy
[02:21.59]No, wait! This store sells mirrors!
[02:25.72]See what I did there?
[02:28.04]Let's rock!
[02:28.79]No...
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[02:34.77]The world's so sad, Madison
[02:39.04]Pain, war, genocide, racism, sexism
[02:44.84]But I gotta remember there are good things about it too
[02:48.81]Like the fact that none of that's happening to me, score!
[02:53.94]Still though, it's hard not to be sad about it
[02:56.90]How do y'all do it?
[02:58.81]I've been telling you terribly sad things this whole song
[03:01.21]You haven't been sad at all
[03:02.03]You've been happy. No, you’ve been laughing
[03:05.02]That’s it, laughter, it’s the key to everything
[03:07.50]It’s the way to solve all the sadness in the world
[03:09.75]I mean, not for people who are actually sad
[03:12.03]But for the people like us who’ve gotta f**king deal with ‘em all the time
[03:16.39]Being a comedian isn’t being an insensitive prick capitalizing
[03:19.45]On the most animalistic impulses of the public, it’s being a hero!
[03:24.35]The world isn’t sad. The world’s funny! I get it now! I'm a sociopath!
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[03:29.85]I saw an old man slip and fall, what a f**king idiot
[03:34.36]I saw a woman at her daughter’s funeral
[03:36.46]Hahaha! Classic comedy!
[03:38.99]Everything that once was sad is somehow funny now
[03:43.45]The Holocaust and 9/11?
[03:45.56]That sh*t’s funny 24/7
[03:47.72]'Cause tragedy will be exclusively joked about
[03:54.03]Because my empathy is bumming me out
[04:00.87]Goodbye sadness
[04:05.78]Hello jokes
[04:13.10]Thank you very much