[00:00.000] 作詞 : 二師兄Evan
[00:01.000] 作曲 : 二師兄Evan
[00:15.912]你話你系唔系無(wú)腦
[00:17.775]低等生物
[00:18.731]你想做乜嘢都比我估到
[00:20.548]真系雞咳
[00:21.290]霖住仲系一場(chǎng)朋友
[00:22.461]手段唔好甘捻下留
[00:23.627]帶副眼鏡辦曬斯文你好似美滋滋
[00:26.133]已經(jīng)比個(gè)臺(tái)階你落你仲要系度單單打打
[00:28.694]甘就唔好怪我數(shù)臭你既手段有幾hi揦揸
[00:31.293]做生意唔厚道已經(jīng)系你既常態(tài)
[00:33.718]幾多人系背后笑你好似只螃蟹
[00:36.283]你好哇 正一系條廢材
[00:38.721]我都霖唔明你點(diǎn)解甘捻kid
[00:41.226]成日被人笑你靚仔 似只夾拐
[00:43.926]肯定系因?yàn)槟銈€(gè)靚仔經(jīng)常撒賴
[00:46.439]我又唔知系邊度聽(tīng)講過(guò)
[00:48.824]你為左部手機(jī)除褲當(dāng)街狂奔
[00:51.375]聽(tīng)講部手機(jī)仲要系行貨
[00:53.852]你有無(wú)好好珍惜距留到你個(gè)仔結(jié)婚
[00:56.453]你好哇 你真系大孝子
[00:58.851]QQ空間說(shuō)說(shuō)話無(wú)PSP就要去食cake
[01:01.269]又玩離家出走
[01:02.352]要祝福老豆老母
[01:03.820]甘嗨勁
[01:04.379]但聽(tīng)講你曾經(jīng)差人錢慘到要著草
[01:06.474]關(guān)于你既英勇事跡真系夠曬長(zhǎng)篇
[01:08.949]我一直數(shù)到天光都未數(shù)得曬
[01:11.437]做男人做到好似你甘真系肉酸
[01:13.978]真系好慶幸你既前妻走得快
[01:16.476]fxxxxxg pxxxy boy
[01:18.931]lil boy mxxxxxr fxxk
[01:22.556]you look just like a DOG
[01:24.735]Bxxxh
[01:26.582]成身得兩蚊
[01:29.024]仲想去玩
[01:30.189]邊嗨個(gè)夠你霖
[01:31.537]成日搞搞震
[01:32.769]我記得你仲有件大事上過(guò)新聞
[01:35.712](乜嘢大新聞)
[01:36.630]學(xué)人玩只老皇冠
[01:37.894]改把武士刀系波棍 喔~真系好有型
[01:41.593]阿sir捉你去影相果陣
[01:42.892]聽(tīng)講你個(gè)柒頭仔嚇到眼擎擎
[01:46.620]有無(wú)反思過(guò)自己點(diǎn)解甘神憎鬼厭
[01:49.051]你生存系世上搞臭滴環(huán)境造成空氣污染
[01:51.649]你舅仔都睇唔慣你要比你一個(gè)教訓(xùn)
[01:54.133]趁你返歸撻曬你滴手機(jī)嚇捻到你腳震
[01:56.700](咁咪好嗨撲街)
[01:57.886]系嘎 正所謂多行不義必自斃
[02:00.466]反正你好哇既人生可謂曲折離奇
[02:04.023]俗稱嗨黑蚊帳白啦
[02:06.822]所以話做人就要腳踏實(shí)地
[02:09.166]唔好太過(guò)急功近利
[02:10.331]同埋投機(jī)取巧
[02:11.888]你放貴利果陣有無(wú)霖過(guò)有朝一日
[02:14.796]你會(huì)被人反咬
[02:16.882]我用十五分鐘寫(xiě)出呢首歌就系要數(shù)你
[02:19.417]我已經(jīng)達(dá)到我既目的
[02:21.845]仲唔多謝你爸爸我
[02:22.949]曬口水同你講甘嗨多道理
[02:24.695]不孝子快滴返歸去面壁
[02:27.014]成身得兩蚊
[02:29.533]仲想去玩
[02:30.721]邊嗨個(gè)夠你霖
[02:32.044]含啦正發(fā)瘟
[02:34.469]要你真過(guò)癮
[02:35.601]祝你身體健康