New Can of Tuna歌詞

[ti:Rain Man]
[ar:Eminem]
[al:Encore]
[by:]
[offset:500]
[00:00.00]Eminem - Rain Man
[00:22.41]
[00:24.41]You find me offensive
[00:25.90]I find you offensive for finding me offensive
[00:29.15]hence if I should draw out a line any fences
[00:31.85]if so to what extent, if any, should I go?
[00:34.57]cause it's getting expensive
[00:36.24]being on the other side of the court room on the defensive
[00:39.83]they say I cause extensive psycholgical nerve damage to the brain
[00:44.02]when I go to lengths this far at other people's expenses
[00:47.84]I say you're all just too god damn sensitive
[00:50.81]it's censorship and it's downright blasphemous
[00:53.60]let's end this shit now cause I won't stand for this
[00:56.59]and Christopher Reeves won't sit for this neither
[00:59.89]and let's clear this up too I aint got no beef with him either
[01:03.40]he used to be like a hero to me
[01:06.17]I even believe I had one of those 25 cent stickers
[01:09.92]on my refrigerator right next to Darth Vader
[01:13.34]and Darth must have put a hex on him for later
[01:16.08]I feel like its my fault cause of the way that
[01:18.81]I stuck him off in between him and Lex Luther
[01:21.77]I killed Superman I killed Super...Man
[01:25.14]and how ironic that I'd be the bad guy kryptonite
[01:28.69]the green chronic
[01:29.54]
(Chorus)
[01:29.83]Cause i aint got no legs or no brain
[01:35.09]nice to meet you
[01:37.94]hi my name is...
[01:40.54]i forgot my name
[01:42.71]my name was not to become what i became with this level of fame
[01:46.45]my soul is possessed by this devil
[01:48.51]my new name is...
[01:49.99]Rain Man
[01:50.52]
[01:51.16]Now in the bible it says
[01:52.64]thou shall now watch two lesbians in bed
[01:55.48]have homosexual sex
[01:57.62]unless of course you were given the consent to join in
[02:00.93]then of course it's intercourse and it bisexual sex
[02:03.59]which isn't as bad as long as you show some remorse for your actions
[02:08.56]either before, during, or after performing the act of that which
[02:12.59]is normally reffered to as such more commonly known phrases
[02:16.79]that are more used by today kids
[02:18.66]in a more derogatory way
[02:20.60]but who's to say what's fair to say and what not to say
[02:24.84]let ask Dr. Dre
[02:26.56]Dr. Dre (what up?)
[02:27.60]I got a question if i may (yea)
[02:29.30]is it gay to play putt putt golf with a friend (yea)
[02:32.93]and watch his butt butt when he tees off (yea)
[02:35.58]but but i aint done yet
[02:37.64]in football a quarterback yells out hut hut
[02:40.44]while he reaches in another grown man's ass
[02:43.01]grabs on his nuts, but just what if
[02:45.64]it was never meant, it was just an accident
[02:48.41]but he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in
[02:50.91]his teeny, tiny, little, round hiney
[02:52.68]and he didn't mean it but his little weenie flinched just a little bit
[02:56.36]and I don't need to go into any more details
[02:58.80]but what if he pictured it as a female's butt
[03:01.85]is that gay? I just need to clear things up
[03:04.57]til then I'll just walk around with a manly strut because...
[03:07.26]
(Chorus)
[03:07.58]Cause i aint got no legs or no brain
[03:12.81]nice to meet you
[03:15.74]hi my name is...
[03:18.37]i forgot my name
[03:20.42]my name was not to become what i became with this level of fame
[03:24.14]my soul is possessed by this devil
[03:26.21]my new name is...
[03:27.72]Rain Man
[03:28.29]
[03:29.02]You find me offensive
[03:30.44]I find you offensive...
[03:31.71]shit this is the same verse, I just did this
[03:34.42]when am I gonna come to my good senses?
[03:36.70]probably the day Bush comes to my defenses
[03:39.17]my spider senses telling me Spider-Man is nearby
[03:43.00]and my plan is to get him next and open up a whoop ass canister
[03:47.27]god damnit Dre where's the god damn beat (yea) anyway
[03:51.11]anyway I don't know how else to put it
[03:53.46]this is the only thing that I'm good at
[03:55.70]I am the bad guy kryptonite, the green chronic
[03:58.95]demonic, yep yep, don't worry I'm on it, I got it
[04:02.35]high-fived Nick Lechey, stuck a pin in Jessica's ass and walked away
[04:06.96]and as she flew around the room like a balloon
[04:09.25]I grabbed the last can of chicken tuna out the trash can
[04:11.90]and flew my ass straight back to the Neverland Ranch
[04:15.18]with a peanut butter jelly chicken tuna sandwhich
[04:17.97]and I don't even gotta make no god damn sense
[04:20.63]I just did a whole song and I didn't say shit
[04:23.14]
(Chorus)
[04:23.55]Cause i aint got no legs or no brain
[04:28.83]nice to meet you
[04:31.58]hi my name is...
[04:34.25]i forgot my name
[04:36.43]my name was not to become what i became with this level of fame
[04:40.13]my soul is possessed by this devil
[04:42.24]my new name is...
[04:43.57]Rain Man
[04:44.35]
[04:48.50]
[04:59.83]
[05:09.70]END