唐老鴨新編歌詞

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[00:05.00]唐老鴨新編 - 網(wǎng)絡(luò)歌手
[00:06.44]啊 嗦嘎
[00:12.51]呀 啊有銳頂
[00:19.44]話說(shuō)唐老鴨小名唐二娃
[00:22.56]一天到黑東跨西跨
[00:24.57]游手好閑亂打沖拳
[00:26.50]十處打了九處在的超級(jí)討人閑
[00:28.63]隔壁子陰溝
[00:29.82]我堵 我堵
[00:30.63]對(duì)門子的煙囪
[00:31.69]我堵 我堵
[00:32.44]烽火煤的眼眼
[00:33.50]我堵 我堵
[00:34.50]王老娘的后門
[00:35.63]我堵 我堵
[00:36.88]機(jī) 機(jī)槍眼眼你去堵嘛
[00:40.75]打自讓我下崗在家有點(diǎn)清閑
[00:42.82]才舊年的說(shuō)的輕巧身上缺錢
[00:44.88]打點(diǎn)小麻將吃點(diǎn)麻辣湯
[00:46.63]不做不想甩手甩腳混到一年
[00:49.00]褲兒爛起洞洞
[00:50.51]我補(bǔ) 我補(bǔ)
[00:51.44]牙齒稀起縫縫
[00:52.57]我補(bǔ) 我補(bǔ)
[00:53.26]腎虛我吃串串
[00:54.44]我補(bǔ) 我補(bǔ)
[00:55.19]瘦得就像干仙
[00:56.19]我補(bǔ) 我補(bǔ)
[00:57.38]呵 你你娃錢都沒(méi)得你補(bǔ)個(gè)喘喘
[01:01.38]呵哈要整跨 整跨 整跨要整跨
[01:04.94]呵哈要整跨 整跨 整跨要整跨
[01:09.13]我媽說(shuō)我小的時(shí)候長(zhǎng)得非乖
[01:11.38]長(zhǎng)大以后莽楚楚的穿得非歪
[01:13.32]有了婆娘一腳就把老的抓開
[01:15.44]回家吃了媽老汗我是應(yīng)該
[01:17.63]酒醉飯飽碗都不洗我說(shuō)拜拜
[01:19.82]出門沒(méi)人理我
[01:20.88]活該 活該
[01:21.63]病了沒(méi)人看我
[01:22.70]活該 活該
[01:23.38]老了沒(méi)人管我
[01:24.45]活該 活該
[01:25.57]算算了 把我整得稀爛我可以改啥
[01:29.45]呀
[01:39.63]啊有銳頂
[01:41.45]再說(shuō)唐二娃發(fā)誓要變化
[01:43.45]衣裝成錢頭發(fā)梳得油光水滑
[01:45.57]嶄新面貌走進(jìn)市場(chǎng)
[01:47.01]豬兒壯不怕宰他都敢殺
[01:49.32]婆婆要過(guò)馬路
[01:50.64]我?guī)?我?guī)?br />[01:51.26]汽車上坡熄火
[01:52.51]我?guī)?我?guī)?br />[01:53.57]朋友著人欺負(fù)
[01:54.64]我?guī)?我?guī)?br />[01:55.57]朋友婆娘生娃兒
[01:56.89]我?guī)?我?guī)?br />[01:58.14]呵 呢 呢哥我都幫不到忙了
[02:02.14]他們說(shuō)的我很帥妹妹都想愛
[02:04.20]頭頂一喔白菜腰拴一根海帶
[02:06.39]就像人家電影頭的東方不敗
[02:08.76]一找騙子才曉得貪色二賴
[02:10.64]我要追求新潮
[02:11.76]我熱 我熱
[02:12.64]頭發(fā)染成綠毛
[02:13.76]我熱 我熱
[02:14.45]卡拉OK亂嚎
[02:15.33]我熱 我熱
[02:16.01]舞廳里面燒烤
[02:17.08]我熱 我熱
[02:17.76]哦也邁蔗兒根嘎 我暈
[02:23.14]呵哈要整跨 整跨 整跨要整跨
[02:26.89]呵哈要整跨 整跨 整跨要整跨
[02:30.89]奮了半身轉(zhuǎn)來(lái)一看有點(diǎn)悲哀
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[02:33.14]高的不成底不就病起又還衰
[02:35.14]趕得男人苦累死你活該
[02:36.83]沒(méi)有那么多門檻堆在你面前
[02:39.02]出非讓我耍朋友著挨金花開
[02:41.08]想住生意頭一盤腳麻跟到栽
[02:43.45]心頭都想偷起汽車拿起賣
[02:45.27]二道吃嗎難得都在派出所去呆
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[02:47.45]唐二娃你娃又超轉(zhuǎn)去了說(shuō)
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[02:51.52]呵哈要整跨 整跨 整跨要整跨
[02:53.89]呵哈要整跨 整跨 整跨要整跨