子華說歌詞

[ti:子華說]
[ar:古巨基/黃子華]
[al:子華說]
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[00:00.88]子華說 - 古巨基/黃子華
[00:01.71]詞：林夕
[00:01.85]曲：雷頌德
[00:02.01]編曲：雷頌德
[00:02.21]監(jiān)制：雷頌德
[00:02.40]RAP歌詞：黃子華
[00:02.63]OP：Mark Lui And His Music Production Ltd admin by Warner/Chappell Music, H.K. Ltd.
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[00:07.44]黃：
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[00:08.47]喂喂喂 世界好簡單
[00:10.52]但系人類好復雜
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[00:12.53]系咁 啦 好出奇啊
[00:14.83]揾食唧 犯法呀 我想
[00:17.60]古：
[00:17.82]神救贖人世 靠笑穴
[00:22.19]能誘惑人笑 要夠絕
[00:26.67]人生有什么 好喜悅
[00:31.29]子華說 子華說
[00:34.89]黃：
[00:35.15]喇各位我哋唔系唔負責嘅人
[00:37.41]為咗爸爸媽媽短短一剎那嘅快樂
[00:39.89]我哋負責咗幾十年喇
[00:41.71]真系橋到船頭自然直啊
[00:43.75]定系船到橋頭變林夕啊
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[00:46.44]拉拉鏈又一日 唔拉拉鏈又一日
[00:49.26]無人揾你做野你咪
[00:50.69]當自己系偉大嘅藝術羅
[00:52.38]生勾勾嘅時候系
[00:54.15]唔會得到應有嘅尊重
[00:55.82]我恭喜你
[00:56.86]你仲偉大過偉大嘅藝術家
[00:59.18]死咗都無人尊重啊
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[01:01.65]不過輸少當贏啦
[01:03.54]系輸凈少少都當系贏
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[01:06.11]哎呀 若要人不知 唔好咁低 b
[01:10.17]古：
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[01:11.07]要笑到低脂
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[01:13.44]這世界 被人笑
[01:15.70]令人笑 是頭等善事
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[01:22.47]丑不丑 要自知
[01:24.69]當作表演趣劇夠睿智
[01:28.20]黃：
[01:28.85]我好鐘意返工啊
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[01:31.76]你話唔系鬼上身點講得出啊
[01:35.66]真系做只貓 做只狗
[01:38.10]做只出位的馬仔
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[01:41.31]老板 點解我可以做得咁差
[01:43.35]其實我可以做得差啲
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[01:45.39]出俾你果份唔系糧 系賠償
[01:47.90]雖然話一千幾百 猶如垃圾
[01:50.08]富貴于我如浮云
[01:51.82]但系浮云于我如命根
[01:53.95]我地滿身傷痕
[01:55.23]身無分文 之但系 buffet不妨食過分
[01:58.95]出貓豈容你太高分啊
[02:00.82]哎喲返工緊系睇鐘
[02:02.23]今日最希望系聽日打風
[02:03.71]揾食唧 犯法呀 我想
[02:05.53]古：
[02:05.85]神救贖人世 靠笑穴
[02:09.93]能誘惑人笑 要夠絕
[02:14.35]棟篤笑大家 的死穴
[02:18.78]回水要自嘲 花心血
[02:23.28]人類若 那么易笑不必我賣笑
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[02:29.30]玩幽默去拯救這眾生
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[02:32.59]將苦水 飲到喜悅
[02:36.91]子華說 子華說
[02:40.51]黃：
[02:40.85]喂喂喂 你仲唱
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[02:42.94]失戀唱情歌 即系漏煤氣閂窗
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[02:47.38]愛情呢家嘢 你預左唔 OK 你就 OK
[02:50.23]你唔中意我 我憎你
[02:52.41]你中意我 我唔信你
[02:55.36]問世間情為何物
[02:57.32]情侶裝系唔怕核突
[02:59.46]初戀之前 小龍女只需要靚
[03:02.27]靚就唔洗扮啊 扮就唔謊靚啊
[03:05.10]個時真系膚淺啊嘛
[03:06.46]喇依加個人成熟咗就知道啊
[03:08.35]原來身材都好重要啊
[03:10.15]一個頂級嘅紅顏
[03:11.73]系會帶嚟頂唔順嘅麻煩
[03:13.78]化妝變做喬裝 呢啲就叫做公關
[03:17.11]古：
[03:17.30]關公最慘 好孤單 好正經(jīng)
[03:21.36]不愛玩 沒情愛愁煩
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[03:28.24]AB餐 揀正餐 揀野餐
[03:31.47]至少有條件 斗煩
[03:35.64]黃：
[03:36.01]愛情同股票一樣
[03:37.19]未入之前會不停咁升
[03:38.94]一但到手 就會掉頭咁走
[03:41.28]你仲夠膽擺酒
[03:42.69]唔怕嘥咗條魚 嘥咗只雞
[03:45.13]同嘥埋只狗
[03:46.43]你愛嘅 你得唔到
[03:48.52]你唔愛嘅 你甩唔到
[03:50.78]男人對愛情最緊要嘅系新鮮
[03:53.41]但系女人最緊張就系保鮮
[03:56.02]你從來都無愛過我
[03:58.17]你對我已經(jīng)唔系好似以前咁
[04:00.81]唉 夜半訴心聲 何需太高清
[04:05.78]一句到尾 一句到尾 一句到尾
[04:08.05]愛講是沒有用的 做啦
[04:11.35]古：
[04:11.67]神救贖人世 靠笑穴
[04:15.50]能誘惑人笑 要夠絕
[04:20.00]棟篤笑大家 的死穴
[04:24.44]回水要自嘲 花心血
[04:28.91]人類若 那么易笑不必我賣笑
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[04:35.08]玩幽默去拯救這眾生
[04:38.16]將苦水 飲到喜悅
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[04:42.44]子華說 子華說