剛剛好Ⅱ歌詞

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[00:01.38]你呀,干點正事吧
[00:03.88]整天到晚的啊
[00:05.63]你整天到晚的混得一點正型也沒有
[00:09.27]你看看人家,開好車的買大樓房
[00:12.40]你看看你,你是一無所有
[00:15.52]你腳下的地在抖,你身邊的水在流
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[00:19.54]你爸爸姓崔?
[00:20.97]你爸爸叫賤笑聲 吁…
[00:23.72]2006年火了的這個人
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[00:29.69]有人預計他紅不過年根
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[00:36.94]年頭到年尾和官司有緣分
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[00:43.63]依然紅火他藝多不壓身
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[00:50.51]床前依然明月光，
[00:52.14]疑似一片地上霜，
[00:53.95]舉頭總得望明月，
[00:55.70]我名還叫郭德綱。
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[00:58.50]人干點好事總想讓鬼神知道
[01:01.07]干點壞事總以為鬼神不知道
[01:03.94]我們太讓鬼為難了
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[01:08.01]娛樂圈里吵吵鬧鬧
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[01:11.07]演個丫鬟要投懷送抱
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[01:14.45]是非恩怨沒有征兆
[01:17.32]不過爭得是個龍?zhí)?br />[01:19.76]
[01:21.07]娛樂圈里裝著炸藥
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[01:24.88]今天翻臉明天報料
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[01:28.33]舊人在哭新人在笑
[01:31.21]賺得還是百姓腰包
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[01:34.02]剛剛好
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[01:36.65]我名氣小
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[01:40.52]剛剛好
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[01:44.15]我膽子小
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[01:48.84]三教九流各行各業(yè)
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[01:51.77]他的工作都對社會有意義
[01:54.34]那怕是一個趕大車送菜的
[01:57.15]駕駕駕,喔喔喔…
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[02:00.43]我看著很羨慕啊
[02:01.93]我想夸他兩句
[02:03.37]誰是我兒子?喔喔喔,哎呀~
[02:07.68]給人民帶來快樂
[02:09.68]誰給誰帶來了快樂
[02:12.18]最起碼我快樂了很多
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[02:14.68]誰是我孫子?
[02:16.12]喔喔喔哎呀喝這位也不長記性
[02:20.24]誰是王八?
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[02:22.24]他說什么呀
[02:25.56]那是要抽你
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[02:29.93]周董and了費玉清
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[02:33.12]孟廣美sorry了眾網(wǎng)民
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[02:36.87]偷拍傷了阿嬌的心
[02:39.99]張鈺她睡覺睡出了名
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[02:43.56]棚菲生了一個小千金
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[02:46.93]張柏芝也跟著懷了孕
[02:50.37]石頭瘋了四兩撥千斤
[02:53.68]整容整到了范冰冰
[02:56.62]剛剛好
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[02:59.63]我沒懷孕
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[03:03.51]剛剛好
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[03:06.63]我沒拍電影
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[03:12.57]遇事你別老望上看,你得望下看
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[03:16.82]怎么望下看?
[03:18.32]比如說啊,做買賣你賠錢了,那還有跳樓的呢
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[03:23.13]看著他你不是很快樂嗎
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[03:26.07]誒,沒錯
[03:27.07]你這兒生一閨女,你恨得慌
[03:29.26]那還有沒孩子的呢
[03:30.76]啊
[03:31.00]你那失業(yè)了,那還有失身的呢
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[03:35.25]這沒可比性啊
[03:36.82]你想,你媳婦不要你了,他也沒要我啊笑.吁…
[03:41.32]娛記們亂點著鴛鴦
[03:44.32]鉆石李baybay了李湘
[03:47.57]世界杯喊啞了黃健翔
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[03:50.76]要選秀最好學師洋
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[03:54.63]憲哥主持到了中央
[03:58.07]祖德要變性穿女裝
[04:01.45]老太太死咬著趙忠祥
[04:04.57]隱私被博客全部暴光
[04:07.38]剛剛好
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[04:10.26]我沒亂講
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[04:13.88]剛剛好
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[04:17.07]我還正常
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[04:22.32]早上四點就得起,出去練輕功去
[04:25.70]剛一出去,警察過來了
[04:28.01]嗨,喊我,我心里不虧啊
[04:30.88]我可沒犯事啊,干嘛啊,晨練都不許嘛
[04:35.19].許!回去把褲子穿上…笑聲
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[04:39.51]干什么也沒有光著出來的,起猛了.笑聲
[04:43.51]到底為什么我們有點厭倦
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[04:50.07]到底怎樣明星才能成仙
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[04:57.07]得道去西天
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[05:00.51]能不能還要臉
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[05:04.01]剛剛好
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[05:05.51]我沒瘋癲
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[05:11.07]剛剛好
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[05:12.51]我有于謙
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[05:17.88]剛剛好
[05:18.95]就快過年
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[05:23.51]哎,干嘛呢你，逮那個飛機拉線的…