Theta Naught

后搖樂隊，
[theta naught] is:
Darren Corey - Drums & Theremin
Greg Corey - Lap Steel
Briawna Howard - Harp
Ryan Stanfield - Bass & Saw
BIOGRAPHY
Theta Naught is a purely instrumental, improvisational band as curious as stalactites. Their amazing internal flow of intellect lends to progressive flowing beats infused with concrete energy.
The alpha of Theta occurred in Salt Lake City in 2002 when a group of musicians/friends assembled, The Naughtians pursuit of higher education is evident through their brilliant use of mathematical equations and sound declensions.
Each beat played by Darren on the drums is the core of the Naughtian sound: exhilarating, sonorous modulations impregnated with gambit movement. Darren hits on the ones and rests on the zeros. During the day he develops new binomial theorems and solves inverse trigonometric functions, evident by his graduate degree in computer engineering.
Greg's schizophrenic lap-slide playing style reflects his academic pursuits in psychology. By incorporating his surroundings he creates a pulsing symbiotic technique. Greg builds time machines from used bicycles and discarded refrigerators in his free time.
When Ryan is away from quantum theories of gravity he speaks Japanese and works on his PhD in mechanical engineering. The international reputation of his bass-lines is attributed to his irrational use of Thornian spacetime framework where he fastidiously blends depth with innovation.
Bri thought the highlight of her career was at age 11 playing back-up for Tori Amos, but she discovered a new world when Theta Naught invited her to join them. Her clairvoyant harp playing supersedes classical works and gives new meaning to harmonic progression.
The euphonic chords played by Jared foster the ambrosial Theta Naught sound. Jared a.k.a. "genius" received an invitation last week from Tony Blair to assist the European Union with political decisions. He uses Reganomics to imperialize and reverse negative supply shock in real-life RISK and also pursues his PhD in finance.
Peter's cello playing is the axiomatic substratum for Theta Naught. He has a academic degrees in linguistics and his ability to breakdown and analyze complex languages is proven through his cataclysmic, yet harmonious musical talent.
[naughtian emeriti]:
Jared Stanfield - Piano, Synth, & Accordion
Peter Romney - Cello
Taylor Miller - Guitars
Oliver Callis - Guitorgan & lap-slide
[these] have been naughtians:
Chad Dorton - Guitar
Jason McFarland - Guitar
Morgan Handley - Guitar
Josh Ogzewalla - Guitar
Elliott Ferris - Cello
Cassie Olson - Cello
M Ward - Cello
Rachelle Ence - Violin
Micah Dahl Anderson - Drums
Ian Camp - Drums
Justin Taylor - Drums
Elledge Bowers IV - Drums
Isabella Berntsen - Piano