Revolting Cocks

by David JeffriesRumor has it the gents who make up Revolting Cocks came upon the name by their usual debauchery. Ministry frontman Al Jourgensen was out for a hard night of drinking with some friends, so hard that the bartender threw them out, declaring them a bunch of revolting cocks. The name was first applied to one of Jourgensens many side projects in 1985, when he partnered with Luc Van Acker and Front 242s Richard 23 to bring art and the dancefloor closer together. As recordings progressed, things went in a different direction and the chaotic, snide, and sleazy sounds that were taking over had Richard 23 making an exit over creative differences. He departed in 1986, right as the bands debut, Big Sexy Land, was being released by the seminal industrial label Wax Trax! The album featured the Blade Runner homage and club hit Attack Ships on Fire, while the artwork introduced the Three Guys, anonymous faces from an old photograph that would represent the band on album covers for years to come. Ministry associates Paul Barker, Chris Connelly, and Bill Rieflin would join Van Acker and Jourgensen for a tour supporting the album, recordings of which surfaced in 1988 on the live album and video You Goddamned Son of a Bitch. The nihilistic party attitude of the band had now officially taken over any grand artistic aspirations, and if the success of 1989s Stainless Steel Providers didnt prove their audience was right there with them, college radio and clubs being dominated by 1990s Beers, Steers + Queers certainly did. Beers, Steers + Queers, the album, followed that same year and included two cover versions of (Lets Get) Physical, one a simple loop of the word physical that goes on for 13 minutes. The band celebrated the albums release by touring the country with the Skatenigs — whose vocalist, Phil Owen, had contributed to Beers — and the always-vile Mentors as support. Linger Ficken Good... from 1993 was a more subdued album, but it was still shocking that the Warner Bros.-associated Sire released the album and helped the band score another club hit with their cover of Rod Stewarts Da Ya Think Im Sexy? Years passed and it seemed the Revco were officially over until 2004, when the track Prune Tang appeared on the Internet, announcing the coming of their next album, Purple Head. The Ryko label reissued the bands first two albums that year with bonus tracks, but the new album failed to appear. A year later, a cover version of Bauhaus Dark Entries with Butthole Surfer Gibby Haynes as vocalist appeared on the Saw II soundtrack. Haynes joined Jello Biafra, Cheap Tricks Rick Nielsen and Robin Zander, Davíd Garza, and ZZ Tops Billy Gibbons, along with veterans Jourgensen and Owen (now known as Phildo Owen) for 2006s Cocked and Loaded. The album appeared on Jourgensens 13th Planet label and was the first Revco release to not feature the Three Guys on the cover.