20 Dollars To My Name

Asher Roth - Bad Day (Feat. Jazze Pha)

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and it just keeps going

and it just keeps..

So I'm in the airport getting ready to leave

heading to a friends wedding in the NYC

but my head has been spinning I'm forgetting to eat,

all this jet setting has really been getting to me.

It's already 11:20 and I'm ready to sleep

but instead I end up sitting in the 27th seat,

an isle seat, fine by me

but the guy that's insides always trying to pee.

With a wild child behind that's crying _

flipping out and kicking at me while it violently screams

So I silently plead "Oh God,

please let there be a hunny sitting 27B"

but of course a morbidly obese beast

is in the seat that weeses when it breathes _

is at least three deep and he keeps telling me

what is wrong with his knees

_ just need water but for a bottle they charge two dollars

and when I thought that it couldn't be worse, I forgot my iPod.

I'm having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way.

Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day.

and it just keeps going

and it just keeps...

and it just keeps going

and it just keeps...

So four hours of turbulence,

we land when I'm about to turd in my pants,

but the captain is seat belt fastened.

So my ass is just passin gas and

at last I escape from the plane

when I'm minutes away from clinically insane.

I make my way towards baggage claim

when I hear a high pitched voice scream my name.

Some dumb B****, it was a high schooler

while shes sweating shes telling me she likes my

I just smile and think how great it would be

if I could just hit this chick with a quick like sweep.

So I pick up my LL Bean and b line for the next taxi.

In need of weed and boxer briefs but my bags only got maxis.

I'm having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way.

Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day.

and it just keeps going

and it just keeps...

and it just keeps going

and it just keeps...

I check into my hotel room

and I pick up my cell phone to dial the groom

Tell him I moved and I need some water

and food and I'm probably gonna stay in and watch a movie

but the tube has no HBO

so anything I want yo I'm paying for

but I'm lame and broke so I'm laying in a robe

watching that Little People Big Roles show

right then there's a knock at the door,

it's my last hope for a Spanish

who will change my sheets in exchange for penis

"Hi, I've lost my ****, have you seen it?"

Jesus, this day is the worst,

at least I can give me a little jerk

and then go to sleep healthy and diseaseless

I guess it could be worse but I'm just

having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way.

Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day.

and it just keeps going

and it just keeps...

and it just keeps going

and it just keeps...