[00:00.000] 作詞 : Oliver McGill
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Oliver McGill
[00:03.67]Set fire to your hair??放火燒你的頭發(fā)
[00:06.59]Poke a stick at a grizzly bear??拿根棍子戳灰熊
[00:10.55]Eat medicines that’s out of date??吃上一堆過期的藥
[00:14.61]Use your private parts as piranha bait??用私處去釣食人魚
[00:18.28]?Dumb ways to die??蠢蠢的死法
[00:21.81]So many dumb ways to die??好多種蠢蠢的死法
[00:26.08]Dumb ways to die??蠢蠢的死法
[00:29.56]So many dumb ways to die??好多種蠢蠢的死法
[00:32.52]Get your toast out with a fork??用根叉子去拿吐司
[00:38.53]Do your own electrical work??電工活兒你自己來
[00:42.21]Teach yourself how to fly??自學(xué)飛機(jī)怎么開
[00:46.14]Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie??吃一塊兩星期都沒放冰箱的派
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[00:50.73]Dumb ways to die??蠢蠢的死法
[00:53.68]So many dumb ways to die??好多種蠢蠢的死法
[00:58.20]Dumb ways to die??蠢蠢的死法
[01:02.20]So many dumb ways to die??好多種蠢蠢的死法
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[01:05.18]Invite a psycho killer inside??把殺人狂請(qǐng)進(jìn)門
[01:08.21]Scratch a drug dealer’s brand new ride??在毒販的新車上劃道痕
[01:12.41]Take your helmet off in outer space??在外太空脫下你的頭盔
[01:16.72]Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place??悄悄地躲在干衣機(jī)里
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[01:20.54]Dumb ways to die??蠢蠢的死法
[01:23.63]So many dumb ways to die??好多種蠢蠢的死法
[01:28.00]Dumb ways to die??蠢蠢的死法
[01:31.41]So many dumb ways to die??好多種蠢蠢的死法
[01:34.29]Keep a rattlesnake as a pet??養(yǎng)只響尾蛇當(dāng)寵物
[01:38.10]Sell both your kidneys on the Internet??把兩個(gè)腎都在網(wǎng)上賣掉
[01:42.54]Eat a tube of superglue??吃上一管萬能膠
[01:46.53]“I wonder what’s this red button do?”??我想知道這個(gè)紅色按鈕是干啥用的?
[01:50.22]?Dumb ways to die??蠢蠢的死法
[01:53.51]So many dumb ways to die??好多種蠢蠢的死法
[01:57.93]Dumb ways to die??蠢蠢的死法
[02:01.47]So many dumb ways to die??好多種蠢蠢的死法
[02:07.18]Dress up like a moose during hunting season??在狩獵季節(jié)里扮成一頭駝鹿
[02:13.98]Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason??閑著沒事惹一窩馬蜂
[02:19.58]?Stand on the edge of a train station platform??站在火車站的站臺(tái)邊緣
[02:24.56]Drive around the boomgates at a level crossing??開車?yán)@過鐵軌前的禁行欄桿
[02:28.13]Run across the tracks between the platforms??沖過火車站臺(tái)之間的鐵軌
[02:31.64]They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly??它們雖然不押韻卻很可能是
[02:35.60]The dumbest ways to die??最蠢的死法
[02:38.98]Dumbest ways to die??最蠢的死法
[02:43.06]Dumbest ways to die??最蠢的死法
[02:46.09]?So many dumb??好多種蠢蠢的
[02:51.04]So many dumb ways to die?好多種蠢蠢的死法