一盅兩件(Prod. CAND1E)歌詞

[00:00.000] 作詞 : 夏維辛
[00:01.000] 作曲 : 夏維辛
[00:02.000] 編曲 : CAND1E
[00:11.119]陳伯晨七咁早係街邊買咗份報(bào)紙
[00:13.627]準(zhǔn)備去茶居同班老友傾下舊時(shí)
[00:16.392]陳師奶又想同埋佢一齊去
[00:19.153]但係佢話女人之家去埋就失禮費(fèi)事
[00:21.914]今朝早去收埋嗰兩棟樓噶屋租數(shù)下銀紙
[00:24.923]然后就喇喇聲去街市
[00:27.683]買個(gè)靚嘅豬肺煲啖靚湯
[00:30.190]今晚同周公打廿四圈陳伯坐莊
[00:33.453]贏咗錢嘅話同陳師奶買對(duì)金耳環(huán)
[00:36.462]陳師奶話佢孤寒庹縮凈係識(shí)得玩
[00:39.220]得把死人口呃鬼食豆腐到時(shí)送對(duì)豬耳繩
[00:41.981]笑嘞人棚牙肉酸到連屐都冇得挽
[00:44.738]你話你話口輕輕講咗咁鬼多嘅大話
[00:47.497]啱啱退休就經(jīng)已嘞曬全部大牙
[00:50.257]你個(gè)鹽倉土地成日就係識(shí)得滾
[00:53.267]我唔及住你容乜易就冇曬抓拿
[00:56.277]陳師奶：“還掂我唔理，今日我就系要跟埋你去嘎啦！”
[00:59.289]陳伯：“好啦好啦，去到唔好亂咁講嘢失禮我?！?br />[01:02.801]整翻一盅兩件
[01:04.307]再嚟多份招牌豉油王炒面
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[01:10.077]今餐輪到邊條友仔埋單睇數(shù)比錢
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[01:19.107]陳伯：“唔洗客氣，中意食咩就隨便點(diǎn)，唔洗同我慳皮。”
[01:24.125]喂老陳啊老陳啊平時(shí)精氣神
[01:26.884]做乜今日飲茶帶埋個(gè)老婆冇曬精神
[01:29.891]娶到入得廚房出得廳堂噶老婆經(jīng)已算你執(zhí)到
[01:33.903]醃住嘴都要偷笑啦
[01:35.912]嘉怡（即陳師奶）后生個(gè)時(shí)
[01:37.417]追佢啲觀音兵由西關(guān)啊排到東山
[01:40.429]點(diǎn)知揀咗老陳你尼個(gè)爛燈盞
[01:43.438]老陳老陳你正一老襯仲成日咁詵
[01:47.201]老李：“哪，今次我都唔爭你啦，如果唔係嘉怡個(gè)伯爺咁鬼早去咗賣咸鴨蛋，邊洗嫁比你當(dāng)佢妹仔咁洗?！?br />[01:55.479]開口埋口男人老狗得個(gè)兩棟爛樓
[01:59.491]仲想叫我?guī)湍沭B(yǎng)只番狗
[02:02.000]后生個(gè)陣尋花問柳
[02:03.757]認(rèn)真羞家你都仲唔知丑
[02:06.515]係屋企當(dāng)正自己私伙局哋大老官
[02:09.527]餐餐都要我同你整番幾味
[02:12.289]食完翹起只腳然后唱戲咁對(duì)我指手畫腳
[02:16.306]難得今日吊住你尾唔洗煮飯洗碗
[02:19.319]整翻一盅兩件
[02:20.823]再嚟多份招牌豉油王炒面
[02:24.834]整翻一盅兩件
[02:26.339]今餐輪到邊條友仔埋單睇數(shù)比錢
[02:30.604]一盅兩件?整翻一盅兩件
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